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slerbyderby said:
no... i'm trying to prove that celebs dont do nudity... not in the past ... 10+ years has there been a prominent movie w/ tits out. maybe longer. fuck the last one that was decent was Basic Instinct from 1993. dont' tell me ... you're still beating the cock to Sharon Stone too right? i did say CURRENT - did i not? when did Teri Hatcher strip for PB? anyways... moving the fuck on. plain


There is shitloads of nudity in films what the hell are you talking about. Scarlett Johansson, Rosario Dawson, Sarah Silverman, Michelle Williams, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Eva Green, Carey Mulligan, Rooney Mara, Paz de la Huerta, Chloe Sevigny, Juno Temple, Margot Robbie and Alexandra Daddario all been full frontal in the last few years to name a few.
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The dirty little secret of porn is that it's pretty much all the same and gets really boring. Video porn, if it has a plot, is poorly produced and embarrassingly acted. If it's short porn site video clips, it's mostly just closeups of cocks and pussies and tits. Gangbusters for a teenager seeing it the first time I guess. But often boring for more mature guys.
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this is why i like classic porn, but do love the shemale stuff.

http://xhamster.com/user/bigary36

lets have some fun
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Anything that degrades a woman gets deleted. Anything that emasculates a guy is also turned off. Anything that celebrates mutual arousal that extends both partners level of excitement is a huge turn on. Example is massage vids. Wife loves them too. The wife also loves anal. So much so that she keeps it special by only asking for it. Ive never been the instigator. And whenever shes ready, its like no other lovemaking act we perform together. She turns into a complete demon. Talking dirty, groaning, moaning and bucking like crazy. She has several orgasms in a row over a 30-40 minute stretch that are completely different from her clitoral or vaginal orgasms. Very rich experiences to share.
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thelatestjohnny said:
The celebrity thing works for a lot of guys because it bridges geography and culture, and their pics and vids are readily available to share. I can't very well connect with a buddy online and talk about how hot the cashier is at the local grocer - he wouldn't have a clue what she looks like. If I say I want to stroke to pics of Selena Gomez, then I'm sure to find someone else who thinks she's hot and wants to join me.

As for anal, my wife LOVES it, and while there is some pain initially for her, that's part of the enjoyment for her. As a previous poster mentioned as well, my wife can cum from anal alone.



This makes sense that most guys can share pix and know who a Celebrity is. I never gave it any thought all I know is that I see an attractive lady she makes me horny and I jack off for her. Paparazzi make it much more easier to find wank material for us masturbators. I also jack off to other women, life is too short not to enjoy all that is around us. My question is. Why blow off a hot sexy celeb? Porn stars are unattainable too but we jack off for them. Oh, and the anal thing I just don't get so no comment there.
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AnnArbor3030 Amateur Jackinchatter

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I don't understand why the man in most porn vids has to wank himself to an orgasm. Why? Let the woman do it.


100% agree! Jerking yourself when there is a perfectly good pussy, asshole, mouth or titties to fuck makes absolutely no sense. None. I understand there are people who have a hard time cumming and have to get their self of with a 400mph whack in just the right spot, but c'mon... about 80% of the videos out there show the guy jerking his own cum out. Ok, so you want to catch the cumshot on cam. Fine. WTF is wrong with her hands?? (or his, or that shemale's, or whoever's??)

Another... GIANT boobs porn. I mean like stupid novelty big. I don't get that at all. There is nothing attractive about obnoxiously huge circus freak boobs.

Another eating your own cum.... I don't get that even one fucking little bit. Nothing on the planet that looks or feels like come is a pleasure to eat. Snot, mucus, puke, etc. Nothing of that texture is made for consumption. If it's someone else's cum, I can see the attraction. But your own?? Fuck no. I mess around on skype and yahoo cam sometimes. As soon as soon as anyone mentions eating cum, BYE!!

Celebrities... don't do much for me but a hot girl is a hot girl so I've jerked off to some celeb pics. Not against it but all in all, I'd rather see a pic of a tramp I don't know than one I know I'll never even come close to fucking. I understand the fantasy though but it's just not realistic enough for me to enjoy.

Another... comparing cocks. Don't get that even a little bit. I've been told I got a pretty nice looking, 8" cut cock. I've been told by a number of women, a couple shemale's and a few guys that it's very nice. I'm appreciative of the comments and say thanks. But I have zero desire to compare it to another guy's. None. I'll gladly trade blowjobs, hand jobs, foot jobs, etc. with another guy. But wtf is fun about just comparing them?? In person, online or on cam. Don't get it a bit.

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Well I am from the UK, but it depends on the Celeb. For example, if I just saw her in some film, or crap tv show, my wife insisted we watch together. I might want to fuck her brains out for wasting an hour of my life! The Celeb I mean. wink
Or perhaps she is just a sexy lil minx and deserves the attention! Basically, I do not rule her out, or lust after her, just because she is a Celeb.

As for Anal, I enjoy the fantasy and rimming, but not sticking my willie up a poop hole. Thats just my personal view.
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252 posts since 2015-01-29
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I've never been big on the celebrities either. There have only been a few I've ever been turned on enough by to jack off to them.

Anal I love, giving and receiving. My wife loves taking it up her ass, rim jobs (giving and receiving) etc.

Yes, it is totally different in a doctors office. But a very different situation that dictates a different mindset.

What drives me nuts: high heel shoes. I have never in my life fucked a woman while she was wearing high heel shoes for the entire act.

Sure, I've had a few wear just heels to turn me on, but as soon as the action got going they got kicked off.

Wait, I do recall one exception. I was with a gal who was considerably shorter than me, had her bent over a table but was having problems getting a good angle. She said "hang on", put on some high heels, which raised her up to just the right height. But that was a one off.

Socks on guys also drives me a bit nuts. This happens a lot in amateur stuff, a guy will strip down and wind up in just his socks going at some woman or man.

Seriously? You can't pause for an extra 10 seconds to pop your socks off? It just looks so stupid.

I also don't get why everyone and their grandmother wants to shave bare these days. Maybe it's due to my getting into porn in the 70's when everyone was naturally bushy. But it seems like EVERYONE is shaving, no matter how young or old. It's even to the point where a bushy pussy is now being classified as "fetish". Huh?

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As always, one man's fetish is another man's... well, you know.

Cumshots. I love a good body shot on tits and tummy. Even on the ass and lower back, depending on position. But I've never understood the facial fascination. And more often these days, the cummer seems intent on getting his cum into her eyes, etc., in an effort to dominate/make things uncomfortable. Facials do nothing for me whatsoever.
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Roger said:
The dirty little secret of porn is that it's pretty much all the same and gets really boring. Video porn, if it has a plot, is poorly produced and embarrassingly acted. If it's short porn site video clips, it's mostly just closeups of cocks and pussies and tits. Gangbusters for a teenager seeing it the first time I guess. But often boring for more mature guys.

I agree, it's very difficult to find a video that gets me excited enough to cum.
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so much out there is cliche and then when you try to find something different it winds up being absolutely sick stuff. seems there is no happy medium. One thing that always irritates me is music in a vid, its loud usually, and totally unnecessary.
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1088 posts since 2015-04-17
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I have had celebrity crushes and turn-ons. I don't get turned on just because of celebrity status, but a hot girl is a hot girl and I will jack off to a celebrity that is hot just as I will some unknown girl in a lingerie ad, girls in porn magazines/videos, girls I know personally, girls I have seen while out and about, etc.

As far as the anal thing, I never really thought I would like it at all. I used to think I would never want or allow anyone putting anything in my ass, although at the same time I was always turned on by girls with strap-ons and not just watching them fucking other girls with them, but I also had many fantasies of a hot girl with a strap-on fucking me in my ass.
I never really had any desire to fuck a girls ass, but did have a mild curiosity that I may give it a try at some point if I ran into a girl who was into it and asked me to.
One day, as I was laying naked and tired from some yard work I was doing, my ex-wife laid next to me and started playing with me to relax me and was just gently rubbing my cock and balls and as her finger tips touched down between my legs and was feeling good, she saw I was liking that so she moved her hand down further to caress between my legs under my balls and the close she got to my ass the better it was feeling and I kept raising my ass up and she took the hint to keep going further back until she was rubbing the outside of my asshole and it was wonderful. After maybe 10 minutes of massaging my asshole she slid her finger in and I was blown away at how awesome it felt. She fingered my ass for a bit before I had to get up on my hands and knees with my ass in the air and she had easier and deeper access and fingered my ass for a while. I know it had to be 45 minutes to an hour, but she didn't stop until I actually had an anal orgasm. Yes, anal orgasms are very real!!!! it made my ass feel like you would not believe and I never knew or imagined you could orgasm that way, but she did bring my ass to orgasm.
a few days later she wanted to try having me fuck her in her ass. She had a medical condition so vaginal penetration was often painful for her, so she wanted to try anal as another alternative (On top of all the hand jobs, blow jobs and everything else she was always giving me) We gave it a try and it was hurting her so we stopped and never tried it again with her.
After I got divorced, the second girl I dated wanted to try anal so we did it one night and we both loved it. I fucked her in her ass. It was a bit more of an effort to get it in, but once you get it in, it is a different feeling. Just like pussy, mouth, jacking off with your hand or using toys all has a different feeling. The only complaint she had was the next day after work she said my cum was dripping out of her ass all day.
I have had several girls since who said they were into anal. A couple I have used fingers and toys in their ass and several girls have used toys on me in my ass. (Still have not had a girl with a strap-on though, but have been talking with a girl who has ordered on and planning to use it on me soon.)
My ex-wife and several girls since have licked my asshole too. I have also licked a few girls asses and that too is a very awesome and unique feeling.
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slerbyderby said:
no... i'm trying to prove that celebs dont do nudity... not in the past ... 10+ years has there been a prominent movie w/ tits out. maybe longer. fuck the last one that was decent was Basic Instinct from 1993. dont' tell me ... you're still beating the cock to Sharon Stone too right? i did say CURRENT - did i not? when did Teri Hatcher strip for PB? anyways... moving the fuck on. plain


Celebs don't do nudity? What planet are you living on?
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556 posts since 2016-11-16
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Yarberger said:
As always, one man's fetish is another man's... well, you know.

Cumshots. I love a good body shot on tits and tummy. Even on the ass and lower back, depending on position. But I've never understood the facial fascination. And more often these days, the cummer seems intent on getting his cum into her eyes, etc., in an effort to dominate/make things uncomfortable. Facials do nothing for me whatsoever.


Also, why is it that that they still stick to facials even when the focus is on big tits or asses? Surely if you're catering to the tit crowd, you'd assume they'd want to see a tit cumshot? Couldn't possibly be that the people making porn these days are more interested in showing the woman getting aggressively treated than actually showing something even remotely sexy. No, surely not. (And yes, that is sarcasm lol)
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ranger99 Amateur Jackinchatter

496 posts since 2016-07-08
46 year old heterosexual from NJ
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As far as facials go, I love facials!
For me Bukkake is great. Love cum all
over their face and hair.
Why do I like it? That is hard to say.
There are a lot of turn-ons I really
can't explain. The closest I can come
is that it seems that cum shots are directed
to those things that turn us on -- tits, ass,
legs, etc. So perhaps its sexy faces and hair
that I like to see cum on.
I also love seeing cum on tits, ass and legs
too grin As well as other things.

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