Always had a thing about Michelle Bass - dog rough but soooodirty

Been looking at the twitter of Orlaith McAllister this morning. Anyone fancy a nostalgia session over her? Kik is alanpearson83 or pm me?

I stopped watching after BB9 I think?

But for me I loved Kate Lawler, still do actually.
And Bex Shiner i just fell for immediately because i love a big curvy girl. I jerk off almost daily to her right now because her onlyfans is fantastic. Always showing off her tits and arse and pussy. Such a filthy girl.

Makosi !!!! How could I have forgotten her. What a stunner.she is getting my load tonight!!!

Kingaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

Corin used to get the cum flying too


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Oh, now this is a thread I can really sink my teeth into. Big Brother was the undisputed apex of that disposable reality TV celeb culture of the early 2000s. There are so many deserving little attention seeking spunk targets with a special place in my bollocks thanks to that show.

So, with that in mind, allow me to start with one of my personal all-time favourite Big Brother wankdollies... This dopey fucking brain donor.



Newcastle's finest export, pug-faced, fake titted slut, Michelle Bass. Remember her from back in the day? An absolute fucking train wreck, but Jesus, I'd be lying if I said I haven't spent many a happy hour fantasizing about making the stupid bitch do the most degrading, disgusting filth for my own twisted amusement. Ha, fuck it, now that I think of it, that means I've probably spent more time thinking about Michelle Bass over the years than literally anyone else in the entire world not named 'Michelle Bass'.

Christ, this Geordie bitch is a hatewank on legs. I don't know what it is, looking at it in the cold light of day, she's not even fucking pretty. But she lights a really nasty fire in me. I could easily spend days, weeks, months really working the stupid whore over.

I think perhaps the accent's a large part of it. I do love a Newcastle accent on a girl. It just screams "SLAG!!", don't you think? If the word 'slag' could talk, it's sound like a Geordie girl. The accent just drips with the promise of a shameless, low class little slapper who'll do fucking anything for a bit of male attention, a bottle of WKD and the price of a nightbus home.

And just look at the fucking state of it.



Fucking preposterous, lop-sided fake tits she's got. Fuck me, she actually paid money for them! I think I'd struggle to keep a straight face when she got those fuckers out.

Apparently, she wasn't too happy with them at first. When she first saw them after the surgery, according to her, she cried because, "They looked so weird!"

To which my obvious response is, "What do you mean 'looked', Michelle? What's with the fucking past tense, you cunt? They still fucking DO!"



Happily, though, the Pob-faced bitch has apparently had a change of heart and she loves them now. So, it's nice to know that she's come to terms with her decision to irreversibly mutilate her body for a short term career showing off her horrific fucking porn tits for low grade wank mags. Yo go, girl.

Clear Daddy issues, if you ask me. Did she think becoming a third rate glamour model would get his approval, do you suppose? Stupid cunt. Poor fucker's got to spend the rest of his days getting gyp from his mates at work, telling him that they don't mind a quick wank over his little girl's pictures when they're really gagging for it and desperate to knock one out, but they 'prob'ly wouldn't fook 'er, like, 'cause she's got a dodgy face an' her tits're lookin' a bit off'.

Nice clip of Liz from BB2


https://www.mediafire.com/file/gaya2gde66ros6w/LIZ.avi

Tania was an absolute Goddess - remember her doing a shoot for Front magazine shortly after BB4, and I'd pay good money to have a copy in front of me now!

A zip of clips from BB2. They need to be played on VLC to be watchable.

https://www.mediafire.com/file/ka4ligwoi1540il/big_brother..zip

I had a thing for Kate Lawler. She was a huge wank target for a long time.

Geordie Michelle looks like she's auditioning for her new role on Fake Taxi here.



I must say, I very much approve. I'd love to see her on her knees on the back seat, sucking some old pervert's balls while gazing gormlessly into the camera, or bent over, through the slut hatch, getting her back doors smashed in.

Orlaith, Kate, and Chanelle will do it for me. An example to all future 'celebs'. From BB straight to Zoo, an inspirational career path.

Fuck me rigid, you could cut glass with that little Norn Oirish bimbo's nipples.