Hey what's the weirdest and also the best u have used ?

weirded was Crisco as a kid and best is alboline

Weirdest was also Crisco for me and the best is the waterfall of precum I have

Weirdest was olive oil.
Two months ago I had a mutual jerk session at a guys house and that's what he used.
I usually jerk dry and sometimes use spit.

I can't pleasure myself dry, I love to be dripping wet . I love the smell of saliva mixed with lube that's been worked all over my little cock and boi hole. Such a turn on.

I've seen online and in some porn videos there's a kind of lube that looks like cum. I think it's called "Spunk" lube. I'm dying to try that. Makes me horny just thinking about it.

When younger I used shampoo, sunscreen, vasolene or any type of lotion I could find.

Today I'm strictly a albolene guy for my cock and I'll use KY for my buttplug.

Wet Platinum is awesome. I use it on my cock and butt plugs.

Go ahead and laugh: I like to use coconut oil... the same stuff you pop popcorn in. Totally edible and safe... and ohh soo slick. Love it on my cock. Still have a trace left the next morning and it feels sooo good. Come by and let me lube your bib cock with it and jack you --- and swallow your cum. Please.

When I used Crisco I was living with my aunt and I always wondered if she noticed it being used up more quickly. I also used it on my hair. She knew I wasn't cooking and if she saw some Crisco stains on my bed sheets she never said anything

LOL! I did Crisco as a kid too. All I could find that didn't rub in.

Albolene or coconut oil are the best.

Coconut oil does it for me too. So slick, tastes good when I swallow my cum. I use the solidified coconut oil and soften it in warm water and use it every day. When I was young, I tried Vicks Vapo-rub! DON'T DO IT!!! I couldn't touch myself for two weeks and lost a layer of skin off my balls.

I'm allergic to waterbased lubricants (it causes my cock to swell, and not in a good way lol), so I have tried and tested many different alternatives and I would say the best non conventional lube in my opinion is petrolium jelly (cheaper ones like you can find in Poundland shops in the UK). The more expensive ones like Vaseline aren't as good as they are too thick.

My second favourite lube is olive oil - if you can get it in a spray format it's good as it's not messy then.

Silicone based lube is ok but it needs applying more frequently and is very expensive for how much you get. A big tub of petrolium jelly from poundland lasts me a couple of months usually.

I'm luck enough to have a very juicy cock with lots of precum, I'm usually leaking the stuff before I'm even hard! Men and women love how wet I get and I have had guys use mine for lube (I like to share) for wanking or fucking! I also love another mans cum for lube, love to massage a guys load into my cock

The first guy I ever fucked bare we used petrolium jelly which he put in his arse but realised I was so slick with pre he did not bother lubing me up, between my wet dick and his lubed up arse my sick slipped right up into him so fast and deep he let out a huge moan and came right away!

I used toothpaste mixed with shower gel when I was younger the tingly sensation lasted ages on my cock after I shot my bolt