Fill in the blank, I will start:-

I was supposed to apply for a job, but I ended up masturbating instead.

I was supposed to he working from home... But

Haha, me too. I'm sitting here in front of the computer on JC and watching my collection of handjob cumshot vids and then the wife texts "you working hard?"

Yes, I am. LOL.

I was supposed to be putting a wire tap in Trump Towers, but I ended up masturbating instead!

I was supposed to be looking at porn but I ended up masturbating instead.




Then,
I ate it while I read this post.

A million and one things, but they can all wait until Iv shot my load

I was supposed to be... but I ended up masturbating instead.

working from home
mowing the lawn
sleeping
eating
packing for a family trip
leaving the house for an appointment
listening to a work conference call (still in progress on speaker)

...all of these and more, during which I was watching porn and masturbating.

Well, you were hard.......

I was supposed to be ...but instead I was jacking off.

sleeping, eating, doing yard work, leaving the house for an appointment, should be getting ready for work, meeting other's for dinner,

Definitely "working from home". Guilty!

I've had jobs where I worked from home, and I am definitely guilty of rubbing one out when I should have been working.

i was supposed to be cleaning but I ended up masturbating instead.

Supposed to prepare for an interview tomorrow, but guess what I'm doing, lol.

Yes "working from home" = "wanking from home".

I'll often claim to have a job around the house i need to do if wife goes out for the afternoon. It'll take me 10 minutes to actually do, but I'll concoct a story about what went wrong to cover the four hours I'll claim it took...