What makes you think it was a "joke"?

My buddy bought a couple of fleshlights on my recommendation. We had some good sessions. We had our house set up like a porn theater. Two lazyboy recliners and two laptops and big screen . Jack parties almost every night . Often got the girls involved !
Today is my big day , house alone from noon Cali time . Four hours of porn and stroking just ahead . Join me . I wore out my fleshlight so I'm stuck with grapeseed oil and ... you know
I am dickslap!

My buddy bought a couple of fleshlights on my recommendation. We had some good sessions. We had our house set up like a porn theater. Two lazyboy recliners and two laptops and big screen . Jack parties almost every night . Often got the girls involved !
Today is my big day , house alone from noon Cali time . Four hours of porn and stroking just ahead . Join me . I wore out my fleshlight so I'm stuck with grapeseed oil and ... you know
I am dickslap!

Years ago in California buddy and I would joke that a third friend had a foot fetish. One day while browsing a porn shop in San Diego I came across a bargain bin and there was a pair of rubber feet with legs about 15-18 inches long and a slight gap where the feet joined together. I got an immediate hard on and seriously thought of buying them but I did not want to face the pretty sales girls with this strange masturbator. I saw it on a couple more visits but eventually they were gone. I really wish that I had purchased them for myself or as I intended as a gift for a friend. I hope the kinky guy who bought them had a good time. I never saw another pair ever again.

They sound awesome

See if you can get a really old, worn out looking one. Take it back to your friend and say you've worn it out already and can he return it under warranty for you...

I wish I had friends like that. You're clearly known as an avid wanker and accepted for it. Make sure you tell your friend how much you enjoyed this surprise gift (and you were thinking of him as you used this morning)