I've pissed myself when drunk a few times, does that count?

I'm bisexual but I've only been with one guy...my best friend Mark whom I've known since 4th Grade. We didn't start having sex until after college. He's a total top, which in this case means he fucks me and I suck him off but not vice versa. When it's time for me to get off he'll usually just squat over my face and have me service his balls, crotch and asshole while I masturbate. He's extremely well hung...almost 9" cut. Although I struggle with him orally, I'm proud to say that I can take every fucking inch of him up my ass! We both got married the same year and the wives are clueless.

But I digress...

Mark knows all about my outdoor nudity fetish (see profile pic) and has always encouraged it. The first time that he ever pissed on me, we were wandering around naked in a secluded wooded area near our parents' houses where we grew up in one of the Chicago suburbs. When Mark told me that he had to go, I think I shocked him when I sat down on my heels in front of him and told him to use me as his personal toilet. He let it fly all over my face and in my mouth.

I loved it. Still do.

same here wife like to let loose one e occasionally and on occasion when im fuck wife ass when im done if i can i piss up her ass too she says it feels so hat and is no nasty she always cums alt least once

I have many girls in my wank bank, one of whom I fantasise about taking a horny shower with her where she crouches over my hard cock and pees on my cock and balls. I'd also like her to pee over my face too!
In return she would kneel in front of me while I pee on her face, in her mouth and on her tits.
After this she would wank me off onto her face and into her mouth.
In my dreams!

I love to be pissed on... men or women. It is so hot, my wife will do it for me and a few guys I know as well.

I hsve been pissed over twice and it is an incredible experience. The humiliation and eroticism is off the scale in swallowing their piss and having it sprayed over my face. Both women - separate occasions- were very well aware of the power and majesty it gave them over.me.(Neither women were paid to do so and were keen to exhibit how they could humiliate me in such a basic way).

I have pissed over a woman who got the same sort of pleasure I had: she cried for a long time, after as I held her tight, but her tears seemed to be tears of atavistic relief rather than shame. I had unlocked something in her that meant she knew how little I respected her and her place in the world.

All three experiences were not what I would exactly sexual but more a transfer of power and release.

In the mid 1980s I was in my early 20s and living with my first serious girlfriend. She was working as a groundsperson for a council in a work-for-welfare program. One day she returned home and told me that one of her co-workers, a young male, who she had not been getting on with, was on a bridge over where she was sitting having lunch and he urinated on her from above. The supervisors did nothing about it. She was upset and to help her feel a bit better - i encouraged her to piss on me. The idea excited her and she then drank a lot of water so she could pee quite a lot. When we were getting ready for our golden shower - we were both getting aroused - I suggested she piss in my mouth. She was hot for it. We ended up on the floor of the kitchen and she began to facesit me and began to masturbate and continued to rub her clit until she was on the point of orgasm before emptying herself into my mouth. It was so intensely erotic for me that I spontaneously ejaculated. Even after all these years, writing about it gets me hard.

are we talkin' metaphorically here?

Love woman pissing.

As opposed to being pissed off? LOL

I very much like piss play but seldom get a chance except with myself. Have never found a girl that was into it but did play with just a couple guys years ago. The one guy we drink from each others tap, would so like to do that again. Many times I have drank my own piss during self play.

I love piss play, my wife will piss on me and I have done it over her big tits which was great. Just need a guy to piss on me to complete the experience

used to love my Mrs to piss over my cock as I wanked,, she isnt into anything now sadly but if ever had a wank mate would possibly try it again

Never by a guy or girl but it one of my hottest fantasies.

If my wife was not into it I would just piss on myself.

Oh wait, I do that too