Oh wow- I am so horny today. Like off the chart hot and bothered. I have the house to myself this evening (so I thought) so I turned off the lights in the living room and grabbed my handy humping pillow to get down to a multi-orgasmic masturbation session

My living room has a lot of windows- so I turned off the lights so no one would see me. I keep my clothes on and hump the pillow- it's the best! I was watching XTube- a wonderful passionate fucking video, rocking away on my pillow- when my husband pounded on the window nearly right behind me!

I almost died! He was smiling and said, "I see you!" Luckily he didn't see what was on the screen. He walked in the door and said... wait for it....

"I saw you dancing!"

Oh lord- he thought I was grooving to the beat of some music when I was right on the verge of a hip-rocking orgasm!!!

Awesome! Did you tell your husband the truth, and if not, why not? Lol

haha thats an awesome story! dancing...hehehe

Yea SeamRider, that is one great story. Wonderful post.

BUT, it's SOOOO unfair.

A female gets caught masturbating, and it looks like she's dancing. A guy gets caught, and he has a fist grip on a big precum-dripping hardon. Let him try to explain that away....something like "I was dancing with my cock?" NOPE, guys got no excuses.

OMG I know. I about died! And no I didn't tell him. I would have been embarrassed. It's my fantasy to catch him in the middle of it, not the other way around.

Yeah- life's unfair isn't it. A slippery wet engorged cock is a lot harder to explain away or hide.

Dancing... such is my life. Any other man would have been *hoping* his wife was masturbating to porn but mine thought I was dancing.

Hahhah awsome!!!

Haha, good thing is wasn't me that caught you "dancing". My filthy mind would of thought you were masturbating. I'd have had to sit and watch for awhile. hehe

Wow... "dancing" hilarious! Great story, thanks for sharing!

Hope you don't mind if I keep this in mind next time I'm "dancing"

My wife doesn't masturbate. She tried it with me a number of years ago for a while, but doesn't like to get off that way. Therefore it would be a fantasy of mine to catch her masturbating.

Hey seamrider, would you care to dance.

you should have told him. any guy who doesn't get turned on by that is out of his mind. if that would have been me and i my gf admitted that to me i would have pounced her so fast it wouldn't even be funny.

Like they used to say:
Guy asks:You dancin?
girl answers:You askin?
guy replies:Im askin.
girl says I'm Dancing!!!!!!!

brings an entire different view on things now:

I have been caught by my wife, we now have added mutual masturbation to our sessions. Changes things a little. I also love to watch her get off so it satisfies both our needs.