Who's with me?

LOL -- I'd rather do just about ANYTHING than watching soccer!

But you can count masturbation as something I'd rather do over most other things, as well...

yes defo

yes

i would rather mow my 1.5ac yard with scissors than watch any soccer game (yes, it's called soccer...not football (football is played by real men) no matter what some think! but a good JO session before mrsbiker gets home sounds like a good idea.

Not even close. Soccer sucks, wanking rocks!

being from New Zealand it's mainly rugby here. All Blacks and Hurricanes all the way. Soccer/football is just so tedious. Saying that wanking sucking etc trumps it. Playing with my own (or afriends) balls, is sooo much more satisfying.

Depends who's playing and it's football not soccer.

Anything with a ball bores me so of course .

Based on the hot totty wearing skimpy clothing in this heat, watching the football in the local pub - i wish i could do both!!

Fuck soccer ~~~ No fucking way!
Most boring game ever invented.
It wouldn't be interesting even if they played naked!
I wouldn't go to a soccer game even if THEY paid ME.

anyone that thinks proper football is boring, should try watching American football. that's even more boring than not wanking!

At the risk of offending my international friends, I'd rather watch paint dry than watch soccer. But then, I'd rather masturbate than watch baseball, football, NASCAR, NBA, . . . In fact, the only sport I'd rather watch instead of masturbating is women's beach volleyball, and then I like to jerk off at the same time.

I like soccer, but yeah, no question. Ironically, I dribble in both activities.

Unless there's two, with a hard cock!