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Football (both kinds, the real one and the BS US version where they don't actually use their feet) are both totally boring. Watching grass grow is more interesting. As for bating, I have to admit I'm getting bored with that too.... old age I guess.
Definetely would rather stroke
id rather take a red hot poker in the eye that to watch the world cup
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I'd rather wank than do anything else. 
cumonmytummy said:
At the risk of offending my international friends, I'd rather watch paint dry than watch soccer. But then, I'd rather masturbate than watch baseball, football, NASCAR, NBA, . . . In fact, the only sport I'd rather watch instead of masturbating is women's beach volleyball, and then I like to jerk off at the same time.
At the risk of offending my international friends, I'd rather watch paint dry than watch soccer. But then, I'd rather masturbate than watch baseball, football, NASCAR, NBA, . . . In fact, the only sport I'd rather watch instead of masturbating is women's beach volleyball, and then I like to jerk off at the same time.
Also golf,tennis, bowling, Curling .No wonder we Enjoy Masturbating So Much! Lol
Stroke my throbbing 6.75 cock and make me CUM .Bi Curious.
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A lot of wankers watch Germany.
I would Much Rather watch you Masturbate than watch the World Cup!
Stroke my throbbing 6.75 cock and make me CUM .Bi Curious.
Best of both: I'd like to watch the world cup my balls.
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Rather watch paint dry than watch bloody football, so masturbating is definitely a better option hehe.
It's my willy and I'll wank if I want to...
homealonewanker said:
Rather watch paint dry than watch bloody football, so masturbating is definitely a better option hehe.
Rather watch paint dry than watch bloody football, so masturbating is definitely a better option hehe.
100% true for me too! I'd rather wank my dick when it's soft than sit with my wife and watch another world cup match! LOL
I can watch the bits I am interested in as well as masturbate. As I watch it alone I could do both if the excitement got too much LOL/
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homealonewanker said:
Rather watch paint dry than watch bloody football, so masturbating is definitely a better option hehe.
Rather watch paint dry than watch bloody football, so masturbating is definitely a better option hehe.
What he said.
Frooner1 said:
Best of both: I'd like to watch the world cup my balls.
Best of both: I'd like to watch the world cup my balls.
This surely qualifies as 'The New York ninety minutes'.
I am not interested in any sport that has less than 2 balls and 1 bat in play till the victory splash.
Well said Firecotch
Bi-married into TV presenters with nice tits and arses
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