If you wanted to or had to, what would you name yours?

I've always found it kind of silly to "name" my penis... I've always just called it "my cock". But, if I was forced to give it a handle, I guess it would be called "Stubby". 5.5" long and 4.5" around.

An old gf of mine named him "Oscar"

Scarecrow,

That's funny. Same thing happened to me.

Has always been named after one of my favorite obscure hockey players (go Penguins!): Jim Johnson!

What's your name for your's?

My ex girlfriend called my cock the "Creamer" so I guess that would work.

gave mine the name "jack johnson"

William K. Nobhead

LOL

An ex named mine...look no further than my handle here to find out what it was.

The wife just calls it "Mr. Happy."

I've never had any desire to name it.....and neither have girlfriends who've gotten to know it. But when I talk about it, I prefer to call it a "dick."

So, if I wanted to or had to name it, I'd probably use the same term as the common name "Dick", or maybe "Dicky."

"Dr. Kenneth Noisewater"
... lol its from Anchorman

my best friend forever

Old Reliable

In High School my girlfriend asked me if I had a name for my cock and I laughed saying no. She asked if she could name my cock, I said yes. She said it needs two names. I have called it John Henry ever sense.