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Always used to enjoy wanking in the toilets in uni - so many hotties about pm for pics of some i'd wank over
Top bunk in a hostel in Berlin, with 4 female strangers in the same room. I was really drunk and wasn't trying to hide it. No blanket or anything, ended up shooting a huge load all over my chest and then fell asleep.
As a kid, I used to climb far up in a pine tree, rub against the trunk, or a branch imagining how a girl felt. Then I would let loose and shoot as far as I could down the branches and pine needles. Probably nailed a bird or squirrel, though I don't know that. The miracle is that I never fell out of the tree mid-orgasm.
In church before my wedding after seeing my niece arrive in her bridesmaid's outfit. I didn't want to go through the ceremony with a raging erection (especially as my trousers were uncomfortable tight anyway), so I made some excuse about nerves, went to the toilets and quickly knocked one out. Job done, and I was even able to go back and give my niece an avuncular pat on her tight little arse without causing any further tumescence.
when i was in uni i'd regularly have a wank in the toilets between lectures - hard not too with so many fitties about. Nothing better afterwards than making small talk with a hotties when you've just shot a big load thinking about their lovely tits and arse. msg for some pics and chat
When I was on work experience aged 16 I worked in an office at an engineering firm. One of the men there had scandi porn in his desk. When they all went home I had a wank at my desk before the cleaners arrived.
On K and W
On K and W
peterd12 said:
In church before my wedding after seeing my niece arrive in her bridesmaid's outfit. I didn't want to go through the ceremony with a raging erection (especially as my trousers were uncomfortable tight anyway), so I made some excuse about nerves, went to the toilets and quickly knocked one out. Job done, and I was even able to go back and give my niece an avuncular pat on her tight little arse without causing any further tumescence.
In church before my wedding after seeing my niece arrive in her bridesmaid's outfit. I didn't want to go through the ceremony with a raging erection (especially as my trousers were uncomfortable tight anyway), so I made some excuse about nerves, went to the toilets and quickly knocked one out. Job done, and I was even able to go back and give my niece an avuncular pat on her tight little arse without causing any further tumescence.
Fuck, that sounds so horny
When I was a teenager, in my best friend's bed, while he was away on holiday and I was looking after his family's house.
In my factory workshop when everyone has gone home
I get undressed so I am only in my heavy steel toe cap workboots and wank to some porn on my tablet
Feels real pervy
No one obviously has the slightest clue
I get undressed so I am only in my heavy steel toe cap workboots and wank to some porn on my tablet
Feels real pervy
No one obviously has the slightest clue
Mansfield.
Weirdest place I have ever been never mind stroked one out.
Weirdest place I have ever been never mind stroked one out.
I would guess I was around 13, give or take. Driving to vacation. I'm in the backseat, parents in the front. These were the days before kids had to be bolted down to the rear seats, so I was free to roam around. Getting horny as a 13 yo, I was thinking wouldn't it be cool to jack in the car with my parents up front. So, I just slowly rubbed myself thru my pants, and came in my underwear, parents none the wiser, while lying down on the floor, unseen from up front! Ah, my youth!
Cruise ship balcony multiple times during the journey. Saw a few boats go by near port while I was stroking. Added an extra exhilaration
Cruise ship balcony multiple times during the journey. Saw a few boats go by near port while I was stroking. Added an extra exhilaration
I used to do some gardening work for an elderly couple in the village. On occasion when they were not around, I'd get naked in their summer house or potting shed and wank myself off to some amazing climaxes. Because I was totally naked, I'd never be able to get dressed quickly enough if they returned unexpectedly (or someone else showed up) and the genuine jeopardy made it super exciting.
Straightjerrkr said:
Cruise ship balcony multiple times during the journey. Saw a few boats go by near port while I was stroking. Added an extra exhilaration
Cruise ship balcony multiple times during the journey. Saw a few boats go by near port while I was stroking. Added an extra exhilaration
Yes - I've done the same thing. Tons of fun!