ive fingered my ass and put markers in my ass but i was wondering if anyone could give me ideas of other household objects i could use that would be more similar to a dick

The produce section of your local market should yield some good results!

Theman1990- I would not recommend using produce to stick in your ass. Alot of vegetables have bacteria, mites, fungus, molds, etc growing on them that are either washed before eaten- or are digested as protein. If they are introduced into the body through another route- these can cause a problem-- ie- through the rectum.
Id reccomend getting a dildo. If you want something that is "dick like" and can be cleaned easily - this is a good choice and there are many placs to order them online

im looking for somethin i could use from around the house...not that i have to order

I've tried several things...nothing's as good as a nice dildo or butt plug.

I have the same problem. Try a candle.

Try a small flashlight with either a condom over it of a large amount of vaseline on it. I have also used the handle end of a hairbrush.

whayever you use put a condom and lube on it

When I was in high school I used a Maglite flashlight. It was cold and big, but I was horny as hell. Now I use a plug or vibrator.

Try a banana covered with a condom. It's great.

I'm a pretty simple guy, i just use my fingers, usually 1 is enough. However about 4 months ago my parents left me alone for the weekend, I was able to be naked all day, constantly jerking/fingering

During that time I was able to get 2 fingers in fully, felt so nice cumming wherever i wanted, able to make all the noise i wanted, good times!

LOL I wish I could walk around naked whenever I wanted. Then again I wish I lived alone too. It's hell having to watch who comes in and who goes out.

Veggies should be okay if you use a condom.

One thing to watch for though is the fact your anus can swallow things through the sphincter contractions etc. You really need something with a base plate such as butt plugs do.

Otherwise, enjoy your anal fun

I prefer my finger in my ass to anything else as I can better control prostate stimulation that way. I've also used a lubed long candle which was good. I bought an ass vibrator once but it was so thin and feeble it didn't really do anything

Cucumber?