Heard that the Masturbation Convention that was supposed to be in Orlando this May just got cancelled because of coronavirus

Was really looking forward to edging my cock with hundreds of other masturbators again this year, but I get it. Has anybody else been training for the edging or distance competitions?

stay healthy, jackoffs!

Here's the site

sorry to hear about the call off, but these are real uncertain times. it sure is a fine event, spending time with so many enthusiastic 'bators...yeah, been training hard for edging and distance...those records need to be broken...

How do you get on that mailing list? Lol... Never heard of it before, but sounds interesting.

I would love to go, how do I find out more about this please

I just Googled it and did not find much. I call BS on this event

I vote it's all bs

Lol

as far as I can tell, it's legit:
BateCon2020

If you check on the FAQ's it states it's a parody website

I thought that BateCon 2020 was happening at remote locations as we all wank from home ... I mean work from home during the coronavirus shutdown.

Hey, if enough people show interest (like if it gets some press) maybe someone will organize one next year?

tell your friends!