Big Ditto on that fun!

I would have to say at work. Not that there are sexy people here, but just so I could edge all day while working.

Everywhere actually. I have trained my left to stroke so I can do work with my right, stroking all day while getting things done. But first would be in front of schools. I'm naughty so don't beat me up. I'd love to stroke for the young cock teases. They would scream n run away, laugh, stare, stop and watch curiously, etc. I love when they watch you jerk and stare fascinated by what you're doing. I love when their eyes open wide for a bit as I start pounding my cock so fast and hard they think that it should hurt. The cum flies and they would get big eyes and a big shy smile that turns to a giggle. If it's a huge load their mouths would gape open in shock and awe. I'd love to "accidentally" hit some of them with my spurting jizz.

I'd like to walk down to the local park with nothing but my shoes and a belt on to hold my big bottle of lube. I'd be stroking my cock all the way down to the park waving a cars that honk as they go by. When I got to the park I'd walk around stroking, stopping every now and then to hunch over and really pound with all my strength. Pound so fast my hand would be a blur and when I stopped pre cum would be ready to spurt out. I'd ask the onlookers where they wanted me to spurt it and I'd move, aim, and spurt a thick clear stream of pre cum, continuing to stroke right after to sow tht it wasn't a cumshot. People would come back to the park hours later to see me still there sitting at a bench covered in sweat, lube, and pre cum still stroking. My face would be flushed along with my muscles strained as the all day pounding gives me a great work out. The area would know me as super masturbator who is there all the time stroking in public.

I'm lucky enough to have both a park and a small beach near the office where I work. I bet it would be nice to de-stress during my lunch break, going for a walk in nature, jacking off in the open air, sharing a friendly nod with colleagues who are doing the same.

Everywhere and anywhere but mostly outdoors and around some sexy MILFs and GILFs with delicious hangers.

Mostly outdoors. I love outdoor nudity and sex makes it even it more enjoyable!

O man, would love that. Probably will be masturbating everywhere. But on the beach and in the pool would be fantastic. When I went swimming in the local pool, we have coed showers, swimwear was manditory of course. Stood opposite some hotties showering a couple of time. Would love the just masturbate without a care in the world. Hopefully they join me.

Definitely outdoors. Popular camping and hiking place near me in Arizona with cool rock formations where lots of folks go to lay out and get some sun. Would love to just walk around naked (Oh, I already do this) and be free to masturbate with other naked people-both men and women-at random.... everybody enjoying their bodies and cumming together in the warm sunshine.

In lockdown it's having a crafty wank on video calls with females. Also review my CCTV for footage of my milf neighbour. Pre-lockdown it was in the park and High Street lunchtimes perving milfs and their daughters and other females in the Summer while wearing shades.

Local cafe, it has hot waitresses

I'd like to go back to when I was 14 and a young female teacher we had for mechanical drawing she was gorgeous and she used show us how to set out and do the drawings around a woodwork bench and we'd be all around her and any of us standing behind her used to simulate sex with her as she was bent down drawing love if we could whip our cocks and her with her posh acent telling us to form an orderly cue behind her to screw her when our turn came.

This reminds me of this clip from old BBC Two comedy Big Train, starring a very young Simon Pegg YouTube

The world would be a happier place if we could all wank at will. But part of the fun is having a sneaky danger wank. As above, I would have loved to have been able to wank in school. I was anyway, but doing it openly in front of the big-titted teachers in their tight tops and my slutty young classmates in their tiny skirts showing off the tops of their stockings and blouses that were bought before their recent tit growth-spurts...

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I've done McDonald's under the table. It's pretty easy if you're wearing basketball shorts.

In the corridors of the office

on a public footpath as the hotties pass by