...she only agrees if she can watch you suck off fat Piers first.

So would you ?

Notes:

a. you are allowed to spit and retch after the porker has shot his wad into your mouth.

b. the smug arsehole would then disappear leaving you and the smouldering Susanna alone together. Some things are just too perverted...

c. Susanna would never tell anyone you'd allowed yourself to be used as a semen receptacle for the odious turd - but she might just have a slight giggle to herself on live TV the next morning when he's gobbing off yet again and she's in that world of her own.

Being a bi perv I would not hesitate.

As much as I love sucking cock, If I had to suck off Piers Morgan first then I'd demand she watched, whether she wanted to or not so she knew exactly what I was prepared to do for a night with her. I'd demand eye contact from her for the duration, ideally with plenty of pervy, graphic and disgusting verbal from her as encouragement, and she'd better understand that I'd be getting my own back for the rest of the night to make up for it.

"Come on then unzip him. Looks like he's hard already - this is going to be interesting!"



"I can't believe you two are actually doing this. Admit it, you're just a couple of gayboys, aren't you"



"Wow! I have to admit that this is actually turning me on"



"That's it, stay on those knees and keep on slurping. It's not really that big is it?"



"Oh my lord, he's just spunked on your face"



"Good boy. I want all that cum cleaned up before you're getting anywhere near me. Now lets see what the weather's going to be like today..."

Nope. Just Nope.

This is an excellent question and dilemma. I think I'd probably say yes, under the circumstances outlined above.

Or perhaps 2no pervs taking her as I am one too

She's hot but not anywhere near hot enough for that to be worth it.

Would do that no hesitation. Easily worth it.