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From: Pregnant at the office by riverdude

There's a girl in our office that never really appealed to me. Nothing particularly striking, somewhat plain. Then she got pregnant and what a change! Made up now, huge tits. Kinda got a devilish look in her eye like she's got the horniness coming on. Any body else ever notice this change in pregnant girls?

From: Which tastes better, cum or pussy? by riverdude

Hold on, we're talkin about distinctly different things here. If you had said cock vs pussy it'd be different. I tasted cock many, many, many years ago and I might as well have been sucking on his finger. Blah. Pussy when its kept tidy like it oughta, has the sweet lube juices almost exactly like my precum. So, I'm a sweet juicy pussy tastin fan. Just like I'm my own precum lickin fan!

From: Why don't women masturbate more? by riverdude

Pleasure only. There is no known reason for the clitoris to exist other that to produce orgasms. 8000 nerve endings in a space the size of a large pea. No association to reproduction whatsoever. My wife confesses that she masturbates more now than she ever has in her life. While she won't tell me exactly how often, I figure that there's enough time during the week for her to rub one out just about anytime during the day, even more on weekends. Probably 6-10 times a week. Party on!

From: Shaking head in dis belief by riverdude

Wait. The OP started this thread with his personal disclaimer that "this is more or less a simple rant". The board is entitled "Coffee Shop" where "everything or anything goes". If the OP wants to talk about how disgusting fat chicks are, so what? He has the right to say just about anything he wants until the owner or moderator of this private site tells him to knock it off. What pisses me off more than anything else are the thought police that feel free to trash talk people that are simply expressing their opinion, which by the way, just because you don't agree, doesn't mean they're wrong.

From: The best sex ever by riverdude

There have been dozens of lovers but besides my wife (who really does perform the best of any girl ever), I had a brief fling with a girl that loved endurance fucking. She always had some great dope and combined with a few glasses of wine, she would love to make love for hours. Tall, slender, itty-bitty boobs, hairy pits, legs and bush but not gross. She had all kinds of tricks to tease my cock into eternal rigidity and in between suck jobs and pussy play we would fuck that hairy pussy until we'd drop into sweaty exhaustion. We'd share a good chuckle over that and then start back in all over again. Awesome.

From: Have you ever tried Fisting by riverdude

With my wife. She never wants to discuss it outside the bedroom but about 3-4 times a year she'll get so worked up during 69, fingering and pussy massage that she gets to stuffing her fingers in with mine until she's gaping. Then she'll grab my wrist and fuck herself with my hand until it just slips right in. Then its a wild ride until she exhausts herself from cumming.

From: Sex & masturbation on the clock - lifetime total by riverdude

monkee said:
I recently worked out that I've had between twenty and twenty-five thousand wanks in my lifetime. Some were just quickies that lasted a few minutes, some were edging sessions that lasted up to eight hours. God knows how much time I've spent with my cock in my hand. stroke


The number of fucks just doesn't compare.


That's ten times a week, like clockwork, for 50 years straight. Hmmm. Similarly, if I figure I've been masturbation 2-3 times a week for 50 years I'm knocking out about 6500-7800 loads so far in my life. Add in 45 years of fucking at a rate of 1-2 times per week and I'm at 2000-4000 additional loads. So drop me in somewhere around 11,000 orgasms, so far.

From: taking a break by riverdude

Had a medical issue ( unrelated to my cock) a couple weeks ago and totally lost interest in cumming. May have a go at it later but haven't missed it a bit.

From: stranded on a desert island with porn stars by riverdude

I'll go with Seka, Christy Canyon and Lisa DeLeeuw. Nothin after them mattered.

From: WTF is up with getting caught? by riverdude

Had to stay overnight at my brothers girlfriends house one night after a party due to really shitty weather. Her little sisters bedroom shared a bathroom with the guest room I was in. Woke up with a rigid piss boner and hit the head only to become aroused knowing I'm in this chicks bathroom. Well I get to stroking it over the sink when I realize the door to her bedroom just moved. I pushed it back but still ajar and sure enough, it moves back in again. I realize that little sis is standing there on the other side getting an eyeful so I just kept workin it out until I shot a full load into the sink. That girl followed me around like a puppy for months afterward until my brother broke up with her sister. Probably should have hit in hindsight.

From: The great feeling when you cum by riverdude

Only way I can be multi orgasmic is under my wife's control. She can suck, slap, twist, pump and jerk me for an hour, bringing me so close to the PNR that I'm practically begging to cum. When she finally sends me over the edge she keeps pounding my meat with all the creamy goodness until I blast out another little load. Might take 30 seconds or 5 minutes but she stays with it until I do. Love that girl. I figure she's tugged out about 4,000 loads in her life and she still can't get enough cum.

From: how many are still waiting by riverdude

Not waiting on that.

From: Are the classic on-face ejaculations in porn films just a little boring ? by riverdude

Hooked up with an attractive chick that wanted it doggy style, hard. I pounded her as long as I could stand it and sensing I'm ready to blow, she says "Cum on my ass". Always thought that was the sexiest thing and whenever I get the wife in doggy, which she loves, I always make sure to blast it all over her ass.

From: Anyone into having a cyber buddy? by riverdude

Str8Male74 said:
Thanks for the replies however....

[/b]]Also not looking for anyone who whose main interest is attempting to surf porn and talk at the same time to people.[[b]

I am not really a porn person. Not interested in naked women, or couples. Pics, videos, Chaturbate, xhamster, pornhub, etc I know old fashioned chat has become a novelty to a lot of people on the community here, but I am still one of the hold outs. It is the main thing I look for in other people.


Wait, what?

From: Ever came during a Lapdance? by riverdude

Sprayed with breast milk during a lap dance once. Hot.

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