Always been a Sarah Hyland/Hayley fan. Anyone else thinks she's getting a bit too thin?

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I love piss play. The best way I've found to enjoy this is to lay in the bath and try and get you legs over your head so you are propped on your shoulders with your cock just above your face. And then let it flow!

All I can say is when I get the house to myself for a few hours I put on some porn, Pull on a pair of stockings and slooooooowly wank myeslf silly!

All I've ever been able to do is get my tongue to touch the tip of my cock. Sadly I'm just not big enough for a full suck

I love the odd day when the wife is at work and I'm at work. Generally I have a glass or two of wine and phone my favourite girls on a sex chat line before getting my self off on a porn video.

The best substitute I can find for a good fuck is a sandwich bag tucked into a sock. I grease this up and pop it between the cushions on the sofa and either fuck it doggy-style or with me on top. Either way, I get some good orgasms and is almost as good as a session with my wife!

I'm in the UK but never heard of Horncastle!

Many years ago when I was a lot more supple than I am now I was just about able to stretch the end of my foreskin so it slipped inside my arse. That's as close as I've ever got to self fucking. As others have said, if my cock was that big I'd be sucking myself off, not trying to slip one up my arse!

Linda was one of my first wank girls and I would eagerly await the delivery of The Sun to see if she was the featured model. A beautiful woman and still one I enjoy a good jerk over.

I had a really hot boss - a horror to work for, which is why I left the company, but hot beyond belief. I've lost count of the number of times I've fucked her in my head!

Ha this is something that I really enjoy! I was recently on a cruise that stopped in the Bahamas and so enjoyed a good swim in the sea. I soon realised it was pretty difficult to see what was happening below the surface so I slipped off my swim shorts and enjoyed some nudie time in the sea, including a nice pee!

I've wanked in public toilets but quite frankly they are generally so smelly, it just puts me off. Best place for a public wank is in the local park where I'm hidden by trees but can still see what's happening. Bit of a risk but there you go.

Yes - fingers, aerosols, carrots, bananas, cucumbers...