No. Nobody reads the profiles. Mine specifically says "vicarswanktoo is not an actual Vicar" and still I get countless messages asking what a man of the cloth pervs to or whatever.

My screen name comes from the Peter and the Test Tube Babies song "Vicars Wank Too". It's a pretty funny song from a pretty good band. You should look it up.

Vic

Nice- the both of them. Would totally wank over these pictures or fuck either of them. Love their curvy bodies.

Lube, Lube, Lube. I love shea butter so much- it gets so slippery when warmed up and stays slippery, never drying out like water based lubes. And it's from a plant so if you end up tasting some like when I eat my come it's OK. Doesn't taste great or even like anything but at least you aren't ingesting some petroleum thing. Plus it makes my cock look so shiny and sexy while jacking.
Loved it so much I bought a second jar (first one was for use on our hands during Covid due to the constant use of hand sanitizer). Now I just have to explain to the wife why there's another jar in the bathroom!

Stupid Daylight Savings Time! I was going to use that hour to masturbate but they made us set the clocks ahead.
I was going to use it to set my cock a head.
Sorry, that joke didn't really come out right. Let me know if you can do better.

Since I first posted in this thread nearly 11 years ago watching myself masturbating in the mirror has become my go-to way to wank. I hardly ever do it in bed or anywhere else anymore. I have to see my big cock, all lubed up with my hand working it and the rest of myself while I'm doing it and watching myself in the mirror is the only way to get that done. My love for myself, my cock, and masturbating has only grown over the last few years and I thank the big mirror in the bathroom for that.

I love masturbating so much. I love my cock so much. I am a committed masturbator who has no hangups about how much I masturbate. My favorite way to masturbate is to lube myself up with shea butter and wank away, keeping myself on the hair trigger point of no return. I am starting to love this more than I love actually shooting my come out of the end of my big thick cock and that's saying something because I also love eating my come.
I love masturbating so much I wish I had more time in the day for it.

I will often look at some porn or read some sex stories to get started but when there's serious jerking to be done I love looking at myself in the big mirror in the bathroom. I absolutely love watching myself stroke my big, hard, lubed up cock. I use shea butter to jerk off with and it gets super slippery and gives my cock a nice shiny sheen.
I'm extremely comfortable with the fact that I'm a very active masturbator and very much in love with my beautiful cock.

Will turn 60 in the fall, masturbating as much or more as I did when I was younger. Enjoying my cock more than I did back then, when I was younger it was about looking at porn or reading stories and visualizing them or being amazed at what the men and women looked like or were doing. These days I still enjoy porn but am focused on my cock, how beautiful it is and how much I enjoy the feeling of stroking it, how much fun it is to hold off on that orgasm, how great it looks all shiny when using the lube, and how much I love to watch the come shoot out and how much I love to scoop it up and eat it. Still masturbating, just focused on me instead of what I'm reading or seeing.
Loving myself instead of just jerking a load out is how I would describe it these days.

Before I discovered the joys of lube of one sort or another I often had a sort of "tug burn" on my cock. Any extended period of jerking these days always brings out the slippery stuff, either the water based we keep in the bedroom, the shea butter which is currently sitting on the heat register warming up or even just the butter in the kitchen.
I also suffer from a sore arm at times and also tight back muscles from extended or vigorous jerk sessions. I have been debating whether or not to tell my massage therapist about why my back and arms are sore sometimes. We're close and I have been seeing her for a long time but I'm not sure if this crosses a line- "Tell me about your body today" "My arms and upper back are sore because I've been masturbating too much these last few weeks". It does sound sort of creepy once you type it out.
I've also had my balls sting a little bit from shooting too many loads in a short amount of time.
So masturbating hurts. And it's also the best thing ever.

This is the case with me too, although I welcome it and have trained my cock to react this way. I can have a quick wank if I want to and come in 5 minutes or less if I mentally allow it. I will also mentally not allow myself to come and I will experience extreme, almost orgasmic like sensations and pleasure throughout my masturbation session which usually will last 30 minutes or less (I don't have hours on my own to wank).
Being able to 'shake off' an orgasm allows a longer time to stay hard and in my wife when we do have sex. The other day she got on top of me and rode my cock for a good 15 minutes until she finally made herself come. She enjoyed riding my cock and I enjoyed being ridden, shaking off several orgasms to her amazement. I then got on top of her, mentally allowed myself to release after about 5 minutes and had one of the most extreme, explosive, long lasting orgasms I have ever had.
Taking a long time to come and more importantly, being in complete control of your cock with your mind, is a good thing and a goal to set and achieve.

Yesterday (the 14th) the HSN channel seemed to have an extended sale on bra and panty sets. The goods were made out of this sort of springy material and the women who were modeling them were constantly pulling on their tops or bottoms to show off the material.
They were almost universally full figured with one in particular being bigger and lovelier than the rest.
All of them got extended camera time and I was loving it! I work at a TV station that carries HSN on one of their subchannels and I ended up alone in the office for a while.
This led to an extended masturbation session in the engineering office and I thought at one point that I was going to have to go over to our (way too small) TV and shoot my load of come all over it while the women were modeling!
Like a good boy though I saved my come for Valentine's Day night!
Did anybody else see this yesterday? I might have to get more than a 22" TV!

Yes.

Second from the left

Second from the left in this picture with the bangs. Curvy, cute, big tits. She would probably get overlooked by the majority of men and would be especially welcoming of my fat cock and talented tongue.

It was truly lovely. I wish I could have bottled some of it up and enjoyed it whenever I can. I promised I'd see her again after I cleaned the moss off of the roof- it involves a lot of bending over and balancing after which my muscles are quite sore. This will be a motivation to actually clean the roof this time!

Had that massage today and left some pre-come on the sheets but not like last time. It was still very visible, though, with no mistaking what it is.
"D" was on her A game today with one of the best massages I have ever received. I needed it after taking down the Christmas lights and she was obviously super into it while it was underway and before that she sent me a triple heart smiley face emoji when confirming my appointment.
So it was really no surprise when about 3/4 of the way through the hour and a half massage I began to notice the unmistakable and lovely scent of an aroused post-menopausal woman, a scent that was not there when we started.
While I didn't get hard, leave much pre-come or even get an accidental grope, I'm going to call this a win, knowing that she got excited while giving me a massage.
Am I reading too much into this?