Mmm titties! We do what you do wgm00, she'll masturbate while I caress her and suck her tits. After she cums I'll get on my knees beside her and jack off, or sometimes she'll give me a hand job.

Either way my load lands on her big tits, I true to get most equally divided between her nipples.

Unlike your wife mine doesn't freak out. While I'm licking cum off one tit, she's got her other tit in her mouth licking it clean.

My wife hasn't work panties in years, I'm not even sure she still has any. Even way back when she generally only wore them on her periods.

And she prefers skirts and dresses to pants, so is often flashing me. She used to be a real exhibitionist, but as we've gotten older have had to become a bit more respectable for employment purposes. Even so I'm sure she's accidentally flashed a few folks.

She despises bras, but her 46DD titties bounce and flop all over the place when she walks. At home it's not problem, but out in public it can be a bit brazen, especially as she has thick perky nipples.

If she's just running to the store she'll skip the bra and just put on a t-shirt, but for anything nicer she puts on the bra just to keep her monster hooters under control.

If I do, I usually just edge. Fun to do while listening to erotic audio books or podcasts.

When I do, I wear sweat pants or loose fitting cotton shorts. After dark I will pull my cock out, but during the day just slide my hands down the front of my pants/shorts. I really don't want to get nabbed by not paying attention and all of a sudden a school bus is getting an education.

There was one place I used to go, about an 8 hour drive. About 3 hours was interstate, the rest was thru farmland and country roads. Once I got off the interstate, if it was late at night, I'd go so far as to remove my pants/shorts and ride bare bottomed.

This made a really nice ride as I could set my cruise control, listen to some dirty audio books, and easily stroke my cock. A few times really late at night I'd take off my shirt too, riding nude. Those times I'd wind up pulling off to the side of the road to shoot my cum all over myself.

On just a couple of rare occasions, if I was in the right spot, I'd stop the car, get out and squirt right in the road.

Just to play devil's advocate, did he give you a reason? I know I've had times when I've had to back out of plans (both sexual and non-sexual) because some "emergency" popped up at work and my boss would insist it be handled "right now", even if right now was a weekend or late at night.

Sadly we are not all in control of our own time. I'm guessing he'd much rather have been wanking with your than stuck doing whatever it was he was doing.

I suppose if this was a consistent thing it'd be an indication he's just an inconsiderate jerk. Didn't sound like it though.

Just to be clear, I wasn't trying to knock anyone. The mods do a great job, and it's true spam is hard to keep up with. I was just curious if it was my perception it was getting worse, or if it really was.

Also thanks for the tip on going to the profile and reporting that. I was looking on the individual message and not seeing anything.

To quote the great Monty Python song...

Has anyone else noticed a real increase of spam on here of late? I see two main kinds, first just blatant spam. "Click here for sexy dating".

The second is more subtle, the message looks real but has a link to a spam site embedded into it. One example I just saw:

"Does anyone else like watching their girlfriend use sexy toys? It's just hot."

Only the sexy toys in italics would be a link to a sexy toys website.

I've also been getting more and more "hi sexy click here to talk to me" or similar spam in my jackin mailbox.

Used to be I never saw stuff like this, now it's a regular occurrence. Are the spammers getting better, or do the filters need updating?

I also don't see a button on a forum post to report it as spam, am I missing it somewhere?

I know it's not easy to run a site like this, and appreciate the hard work the admins put into it. But wanted to see if this was a "just me" or if others were noting it too.

I've tried it a few times, but if I hold it on my pecker too long my dick goes numb. Then I have to just wait a while for feeling to return.

My wife loves it, says it's the best valentines gift I ever got here, and that includes jewelry.

We have fucked a few times with it. She's on her back with me between her thunder thighs, on my knees with my cock in her pussy. She puts the wand on her clitty and I can also feel it on my pelvic bone right above my cock.

The vibrations on both of us are amazing. We both have a great cum that way.

I remember back in the day (early 80's) we actually had a drive in porn theater. Out in the middle of no where, only had one screen.

It was great as you could jack off, fuck, whatever, even do it totally nude, all in your car. Management never came into the parking area, so you could get away with pretty much anything as long as it stayed in your vehicle.

The place ran movies all the way until dawn or the last car left. Sometimes when it was really late say after 3:30 am, and there were only a few cars in the parking lot, people would get out of their cars and put on a show LOL.

If management cared they never showed up to complain, I often stayed until dawn, saw quite a few shows like that (and OK, I admit it, put on a few myself or with friends). Never once did anyone come to say knock it off.

As the city grew into the countryside eventually the place shut down. Stayed abandoned for several years, then it all got plowed under and they built a K-Mart on it. (Which, in a fitting turn of justice, now sits closed and abandoned).

It was with my now wife, but then girlfriend. Very early in our relationship. We were at her place, cuddling naked in bed. She could tell I was horny but said her period had started and she didn't feel up to fucking, would a hand job be OK?

Well of course I said no.

Psych! I said hell yes. So I spread my legs and she sits between them cross legged, I think they also call it "indian style"

She uses one hand to stroke, the other to fondle my balls. Also would lean over and spit on my cock to get it nice and slippery. She also talked really dirty the whole time.

Soon I was blowing a monster load. It'd been several days since my last cum and her dirty talk always did me in. I shot so hard I hit her right in the face. Second blast was even stronger, landed on her forehead and hair. Rest of the blasts plastered her big tits, then all over her hands.

The look on her face was priceless, she was totally shocked. She told me she'd given out many handjobs, but had never, ever, EVER seen anyone cum that hard. Later she told me that was the point where she decided to marry me. (Not that I'd asked or anything, but you know how women are.)

It was also pretty sexy, she just sat there and gave me a show, letting my cum drip off her face and tits, letting it ooze down her body.

I've been jerking to old Pete's videos since the 80s, very hot! My favs are the ones he did with Christy Canyon, those two together are like fireworks.

I also saw a gay movie Peter did once, well just a short clip of it, but it was still hot.

Keep in mind dickguy that piss and squirt are two different things. Both are great, but the consistency is totally different.

Maybe it's just my experiences, but when my wife squirts it's a clear color, very slick, and somewhat on the sweet side. Pee is a darker color, more pungent, and while wet not "slick" like her squirt is.

Like I said two different things, but both awesome.

Oh, and rolajon, yeah I am a lucky bastard LOL.

I wonder if it's a way to encourage others to also comment positively.

Have you ever noticed the tip jars beside the registers at coffee shops and the like? Well studies have proven that people are more likely to tip if there is already money in it. People feel this social pressure that others have tipped, so they'll be an asshole if they don't tip too. As a result, many places start the day with some money already in the tip jar.

Could be the same thing here. Someone posts something, then posts a few positive comments (from a different account) in hopes that others will come along and post too, giving the original poster the affirmation they desire.

My most memorable anal experiences have been with four different women. First two were friends with benefits. I was with gal #1, we mostly did mutual masturbation, when she asked if I wanted to try something different. We were in her living room, she got on her knees leaning on back of the sofa, squirted some lube down her ass and invited me to "come on in my back door baby". We did it several times after that, although nothing real regular. Mostly if she'd had too much to drink.

Second was another fwb. We'd been fucking and she got extremely wet and slippery. On one down stroke my cock slid out of her pussy and down to her asshole. The head was pushing hard against her anus.

"Stop, hold on, just a moment, don't move" she said, taking a few deep breaths. "OK, push it in, slow." I did, and she let out a nice loud moan of pleasure. Soon I was fucking her in full passion.

"Oh yes yes yes I'm doing it I'm getting fucked in the ass oh fucking yes take my anal cherry baby fuck my fat ass oh yesssssss."

I told her I was getting close, and for whatever reason she said "don't cum in my ass". So I said "where?" and she made a valley of her F cup tits.

"Fuck my tits and shoot on my face" she said, quite passionately and frantically. So I did, at some point she leaned in and started sucking my cock too. When I blew I left a massive load all over her face, hair, and tits.

After that fucking her cunt was just a quick way to get my dick all wet and let her pussy juice leak out to get her asshole wet. She wanted all anal after that, and we tried it in a whole bunch of different positions, as she wanted to try it all.

First wife enjoyed anal, although it wasn't something she craved. Mostly if I asked for it she'd go "well, ok" but rarely did she initiate it. When she did it'd be on her period, I'd be getting "frisky" and she'd tell me her pussy hurt, and I should just fuck her up the ass.

My second (and current) wife is an anal FIEND. She LOVES getting fucked up her fat ass. Says she must be wired wrong, a lot of times she'd rather have it up her ass then her twat. Says some of her best orgasms occur from anal. And being a squirter, I've had her hose us down with pussy cum while getting fucked up her shitter.

It's actually nice she likes anal, with all the squirting her cunt often gets so wet and sloppy it's hard for me to get enough friction to cum. So I just slip down and slide it up her asshole, which is still surprisingly tight after so many decades of ass fucking.

When she doesn't have my cock up her ass, she'll often go around with a butt plug in, or when she masturbates will almost always wind up with a dildo rammed in her asshole.

My wife is a massive squirter, so since the bed and us are already soaked with her pussy cum we'll add piss to the mix. Or sometimes we'll start by hosing each other down with hot piss, then make her squirt. I swear sometimes it's like fucking Niagra Falls.

In addition to the bedroom or shower, in warmer weather we'll go into the back yard or our back deck and hose each other down. She likes to get into the outdoor lounge chair, get her ass up in the air and piss all over herself. I can do the same, but it's not necessary to get upside down.

My wife really gets off on drinking it so sometimes we'll both piss into the same pitcher, mix it together then drink it down.

We both love it wet and messy, the wetter the messier the better!

I've also had quite a few lovers / friends with benefits (male and female) in the past, but as this as gotten long I'll shut up for now. I guess if anyone else wants to know more you can DM me.

My wife is a MASSIVE squirter. It's like fucking Niagra Falls sometimes. (And I love it!)

I usually start by finger fucking her while sucking her tits or kissing her. I've seen her squirt clear to the foot of the bed. When I finally climb on and start fucking it's this constant gush. She'll leave a huge wet spot on the bed.

It's also fantastic to be eating her pussy and having her explode in my face. YUM! I'll have it dripping off my chin there's so much.

There's nothing like fucking a woman and having her explode, shooting pussy cum all over both of you!