Get a wireless toy that can be inserted into her vagina and controlled by your phone. You can turn her/it on when you are just leaving the office (in the basement!)

Of course the first time a guy feels a penis enter his mouth he says to himself "Wow, this is so much better than lapping a smelly, slimy gash!" And presto: he becums a cocksucker--gay or not!

Love peeing into an adult diaper--over and over all day, until it can't take anymore. The heavy, wet warmth of the full nappy is very arousing. Love to find a guy who would stand in front of me and pee into my diaper as I hold it open for him.

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada here. Married to sexless wife, so I am going back to cock. I love to 69 with a guy as we lie side by side so we can grab each others' bum cheeks and pull the hard dick deep into our hot mouths.

So she NEVER masturbates? Ha! Of course she does.

So you should arrange to catch her in the act. Say you are going fishing--then sneak back in after parking around the corner and catch her in flagrante delecto. It will be the catch of the day!

Married here but wife has given up sex 100%. She is not horny anymore--but I sure as hell am! I have a guy on the down low (also married and not getting sex) that likes me to suck him off. And I love sucking him off and tasting and eating his sperm. We are both so grateful to be able to fulfill one another's needs. I see him once a week--before either of us gets so horny we go crazy.

Love to pump the entire load inside her so I can withdraw and then proceed to go down on her puss and slurp up all my sperm.

In the basement family room, on my knees, fucking one of my Fleshlights that is wedged between the sofa and a cushion, while camming my fucking cock and swinging weighted balls on Skype with another guy.

The better question is this: What would you not suck your dick if you could?

I discovered the ultimate frottage when I and my bud DP'd a Fleshlight! We entered the toy from either end. The feeling of our cocks fucking alongside each other was so hot that we both came (for the first time that night) within 45 seconds. He ejaculated first, and when I felt his warm sperm enveloping my cock inside the Fleshlight, I went into orgasm too. The Fleshlight company should make a sleeve that is designed for double entry.

I save wearing panties for special occasions, like when I go to suck off another frustrated married guy like me here in Ottawa, capital of Canada. I may cum to a point, though, when I will ditch the Jockey and Hanes briefs and wear only sheer, lacy panties. The feel and look of them is so sexy...and I love watching the wet spot spreading across the front panel thanks to my drooling dick.

I am a HUGE ball stretcher! Have done this for 7 years. My favourite weight is a 70 mm long heavy steel split collar. I began with a 25 mm stretch and have worked up to 105 mm. Love to find other guys to share our ball play with one another. Balls are so damn beautiful, but very few girls go near them!

I am seeking a local guy here in Ottawa, Ontario, in a similar situation to me: horny 24/7 with a wife who refuses sex almost always--or completely, like mine. If he has a foreskin--bonus for me!

I would suck his cock and balls to an orgasm--or two. He would not need to do me, but I would not refuse a 69 as we lay on our sides and grabbed each other's bum cheeks as we pulled our members into our mouths. I would swallow his delicious sperm (I eat mine all the time).

Some questions for Husbands who masturbate.
1. How old were you when you got married? 50
2. Did you J/O while you were dating your wife? yes
3. Did you have sex with your wife while you were dating? 5 times
4.How often did you J/O in the 1St year of marriage? 6 days a week
5.How often did you have sex with your wife in that 1st year? Once
6.How many years have you been married? 21
7.How often do you J/O now? 5 times a week
8.How often do you have sex with your wife now? only one time in 20 years
9.Does your wife know you J/O? yes
10.How did she find out and is she ok with it? no
11.Does she know how much you J/O? no
12.Does she mind you watching porn when you J/O? yes
13.Would your wife give you a hand job to prevent you from J/O? she has never seen my cock
14.Did your wife ever watch you J/O? see above
15.What do you enjoy more, J/O or sex with your wife? Guess
16.What would have to happen to make your J/O sessions better? eStim
17.What would have to happen to make sex with your wife better? N/A

I jack to thick, uncut cocks with mushroom heads. Length unimportant.