I used to live in a house with three other grad students, One was a fucking hot teacher in training who left her door unlocked during Thanksgiving break. I stayed because of a campus job and had the house to myself. I went into her room and found a video of her and her boyfriend. I had an amazing, four day weekend.

In the last couple of years, I've gotten into BBW and SSBBW lesbian and solo, especially belly worship.

Like several other responses, I've also gotten into femdom pegging, TS, and gay porn.... basically stuff that challenges traditional (and outdated!) ideas of masculinity.

I need to try this later. I used to use elastic hair ties to separate my balls from each other and from the shaft, but I fell out that. It was annoying to take them off when done. This looks pretty easy.

My new hobby is calling for phonesex and talking to girls who have OF sites or have videos for sale on clip sites? I mostly use NF and TTM, but I'm open to other phonesex services, too.

I love talking to the girl while I watch multiple videos of her at the same time across my 3 or 4 screens. It's so fucking hot to describe to her what I'm watching and why it and she turn me on.

I usually browse different sites and look for profiles that use photos that don't look like they were ripped from porn sites and that look real instead. Another helpful indicator is if she offers cam services as well. Then I just google the profile name, and it'll often turn up her other profiles like twitter.

Also, this is very different to me from going on cam sites that allow girls to offer phone. I specifically prefer phonesex sites. No idea why, but it's hotter to me. This is also different from videos or "goodies" that they might be offering on the phonesex site. I like buying elsewhere. Also don't know why. Just hotter

I don't want to seem like I'm spamming, so I won't share the girls and sites that I've collected so far, but I can upon request. If interested, we can even jerk off together for some bisex phone chat and discuss the girls.

So, back to my original question. Does anyone know of any phonesex girls with OF or clips for sale?

...not even Rule #34 can keep up with you.

I haaaaaaaate it so much, but that's because I can't get past my ticklishness. I hate having my balls licked or chest or stomach licked or kissed for the same reason. I get why others like it, though, but sadly, I'm so ticklish that I tense up the second a mount approaches certain areas.

Hairy is nice visually, but I hate touching hair especially with my mouth. I just hate body hair completely, even on myself. It's a weird aversion that I have. It just feels like it gets everywhere. Ugh.

I also realize that my aversion is just me. I can't fault anyone who does like it.

I've done it a few times. My cock usually gets hard just seeing the shoes, so it took a little patience before I could finally get it soft enough to stick through. The icing on the cake was the couple of times that I fucked myself with the heel of the other shoe. I sucked the heel clean after which is gross and sexy at the same time. Pulling my cock out after was always a bit of a challenge because even when it got flaccid, it was still a bit thick for a while after the orgasm.

With guys, I prefer Grindr or message boards, but with women, I get a special thrill about talking to pro girls. I know that most of them aren't actually getting off, but the fact that they have to listen to me is a real fucking turn on for me.

I'd love some U.S. based recommendations. I have a few services that I use, and I prefer ones where I can pay online or just enter CC number on the phone without giving it directly to the operator or some dispatcher.

Any favorite services? Not interested in cam sites, btw.

BBW EBONY MILF BABYSITTER SEDUCES REDHEAD TEEN

Apologies for the all caps. That's the title on pornhub. I found this and immediately jerked off. The redhead is hot as fuck and the big girl reminds me of an old FWB who used to cheat on her husband with me before they moved overseas.

Siri, especially when she does lesbian scenes.

Alison Tyler, also when she does lesbian scenes.

She's a "classic from way back when?" I remember these as if they were yesterday. I mean, yeah, I know you're right, but FUCK! I feel old now.

Whatever. The pics still make my cock hard.

Video work conference calls, but only if you either really hate your job or really, really love your coworkers.