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From: turned on in the gym by bongboobsblokey

Of course you get a turn on at gyms/pools etc but I refrain from letching openly like some of the greasy closet rapist retards at my local pool.
I'm supposing some of those pervs jerk off on the pool floor as well, yuk.
It's best to not go there to pool, em I mean pull.
If you go enough times & are a reg' polite face around there then anything thats cumming your way will, in its right time!
Keep it dodgydude free IMO & keep the jizz off the locker room floor & reserved only for spilling over the face/boobs/bum of y'r nicest lady, with the bits that miss landing onto the floors of a forest clearing/bedroom/pentland hill, farmers field etc grin

From: Katy Perry and her boobies by bongboobsblokey

Why are ALL the Katy Perry image uploads above leading to dead links??
Whats the deal guys?

From: Threesomes with 2 guys and 1 girl? by bongboobsblokey

I'm interested only in the BiMaxx movies who have the natural big titted women in them. These are a rarity.

I'm not into the BiMaxx movies which feature the girls with small wasp sting boobs or fake boobs, which are the types they usually use!
Usually I can handle about half of the scene but when the guys start blowing each other my dick, as guessed, goes soft & when another guy gets the cumshot I really do want to puke frown
The BiMaxx movies should always finish with the cumshot on the lovely lady IMO!

From: Threesomes with 2 guys and 1 girl? by bongboobsblokey

Ready2Shoot said:
Four nice vids, bongboobsblokey, but still not one showing the "cock/male-ass/cock/pussy" position.

I suppose so!

But as I said above I only download the Bi movies because some of the women in them are Natural Boob heroes of mine & when I see the guys touching each other up I just focus on the girls lovely figure instead, probably cuz I'm str8, he he

From: Double blowjob by bongboobsblokey

stuart20uk said:
Thanks guys - these are hot pics. Would love to pick up a slutty chick wi a bud and get a double bj from her then a bif of MMF. Yum!

I know what you mean dude grin
I wish more women were up for this kind of partying!

From: hairy pussy lover by bongboobsblokey

rcondo said:
I love hairy pussies and big, natural tits. Always looking to cam/mic with those with similar interests.

For some reason I find it hard to fancy girls with massive 1970's bushes unless they have big 1970's Ultravixen boobyz also (perhaps coz I was raised on porn from bushy pussied natural busty women like Suzy Nero & Christy Canyon).
But if a girl has wee Fearne Cotton or ponrstar Jenteal boobz then I prefer her 2b neatly trimmed or shaved!

From: my friend wife is soo hot by bongboobsblokey

malolat said:
i jack to my good friend wife all the time

Have you told him?

From: masturbation and marijuana by bongboobsblokey

itsMatt said:
anyone else here like to smoke some pot before sex or masturbation?


I think there are many more than a few 'round here grin

From: Who else loves Japanese porn? by bongboobsblokey

The naturally stacked Asians are my favourites of all due to their rarity:
http://www.bigtitstokyo.com/?nats=MjI6MjI6Ng,0,0,0,7155,
The censcored blurred vidz DO annoy me though frown

From: Whats your favorite thing to do with another guy by bongboobsblokey

bongboobsblokey said:
That sounds pretty neat mate, seriously!
As a straight guy my favourite thing to do with another bloke or guy mate is to just kick back & watch porn discussing our mutual favourite busty girls we want to fuck, with a beer or b*ng in hand...no wanking at the same time though, thats strange to me grin


I dont know why I also forgot to mention the equally amazing joys of being knee deep in cybergutz with a pal while immersed in Call of Duty series or Resident Evil 4/5 AGAIN while wasted, he!
Followed up by some mutual ROFL to Tom Stade, Russell Kane, JimEoin etc or TVs Mock the Week/Would I Lie to You....AGAIN while blootered grin

PS; I'm also a big Russ Meyer fan!

From: Guy near Edinburgh looking for a local Busty pornswap m8 or 2 by bongboobsblokey

Hiya.
Feel free to mail me & tell me yr favourite stars/share links and maybe meet & laugh bond over a beer/tea/coffee to talk about the greatest starlets like Gianna Michaels, Stacey Owen, etc...
or if you're a lady we can hi5 over the greatness of Peter North or Omar Williams, Ha yeah!

Is there a nerdy porn club or swap meet in boring corporate controlled Edinburgh anyway ? & if not then WHY not?? grin
If none exist then maybe we should start one!
If Burlesques & Swingers are allowed social parties/functions then why are we not? Anyone into making up some laminated membership cards? grin

PS; this is not a covert ad for to get/give some free sex from/to a bloke or blokette so please dont mail me all you closeted or gay guys to tell me we could fuck in a toilet, etc! If you are a nympho girl who likes sex I still wont do it with you in a toilet!

...SO..lets dust off those old retro Mayfair mags/VHS tapes we all have in the attic & perhaps swap them for a few dayz to get some cool scanning'n'sharing of each others mags'n'media?
If not then maybe we can at least talk about LOTR & Star Trek & Sons of Anarchy.

From: Fave Films, Music and Tv shows! by bongboobsblokey

Anything that stimulates mental growth & awareness of the state control of our minds via rich media douchebags & their goon fool fashion sheep is very welcome.

From: Why do guys seem to enjoy masturbating together? by bongboobsblokey

Jay said:
I think it is the thrill of doing it with each other. We can both share the same feeling and exprience of masturbating. Watching each other cum is fun.


I kind of know what you mean...or at least used to!
I've never jerked off with another guy except for twice when I was still in high school with my mate.

Masturbation was very new to us as we were teens & stumbled onto it by mistake really.

We were both at the early stages of puberty were no sperm would come out if we orgasmed when jerking off when we saw horny stuff.
The 1st time we did it at the same time was because of the girl across the road from me with the big boobs who was the daughter of my dads mate who used to deliberately take her bra off at bedtime with the curtains half open so we could spy on her & our trousers would bulge.
She was 2 years older than us & used to pretend she did not know we could see her. We had seen her do this when he stayed over at mine many times & eventually we would get hard but do nothing except giggle until she stopped it. However 1 night soon we could no longer resist & we jerked under our pyjamas & when we orgasmed there was no sperm from either of us but it was still an amzing time to be so lucky to be hooked on real big boobs at such a young impressionable age.

The 2nd time we jerked off at the same time was after finding a bag full of porn. So, we planned a sleepover at his to secretly view it as my mum was a strict catholic & would have killed me if she found the bag of mags/vhs vidz.

We ended up getting hard under our pyjamas the night when we looked at it all when his parents were fast asleep.
We checked out the mags first for over an hour just rubbing our semi's under our trousers.
But later as the video was playing we got our hard cocks out for comparison of size for a laugh as we were very horny & giddy as it was our first hardcore vhs video experience (we're talking the early 90's here!).
The videos were so sexy we ended up masturbating with our cocks visible to each other this time as we lay back on his couch in his room. Again very fun except for the 1st time ever my m8 spurted some sperm ou when he orgasmed & it landed on my knee a bit (eeeuwgh, yuk!)
We were both a bit messed in the head afterwrds so that was the last time we did that!

The next time I jerked of with another guy was in my late 20s but it was only because we were doing it with 2 girls there who we were having sexytime with. It was a wickedly fun night having the girls judge/compare both our 1st cumshots on each of their boobs.

I am not into jerking with other guys at all since leaving high school UNLESS there is at least one woman present to really focus on!
If she has big tits then it's a BruceyBonus IMO coz it is also fun to pick a boob each to orgasm on
...I prefer a girls right side boob as my wee man has a slight kink to the left LOL grin

From: Caty Cole Wank by bongboobsblokey

simply lovely. not seen her b4 thanks lads

From: Bustin that nutt after smoking some weed PLEASE COMMENT!!! by bongboobsblokey

I got me some of that Damiana from the health food shop recently for to use to help me sleep & found out online today that some folk use it to get high as a substitute for weed,
So I tried it in the B*nG tonight & it was fucking pish.
Absolutely ZERO high, just a sore head inducing rough smoke so dont be fooled people!

Some YouTubeer dorks are uploading it saying it gets them wasted (I fear these are the Evanessence listening TrenchCoatMafia wannabe dudes who are too afraid to actually buy any incase they get addicted/busted but are DYING to fit in to look like new age emo goth fashionista tokers, LOL)

Some idiots are also saying that it gives you a huge sex boost with massive wood & sexual stamina (which feels very like when you keep you load saved up for a month or take Horny Goat Weed...or when Gianna Michaels pops round to give you a freebie, he)
& basically this is a lie too as Damiana gives you no wood at all or sexual boost. It does however help me to sleep better after taking 1 capsule as the health food assistant prescribed grin

Yep...just stick to the green stuff people & everything's gonna be alright. Anyone for le'Skunk?

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