| From: Miley bein' Miley...now more than ever;) by evilmonkey I admit that I would bang her like a window shutter in a hurricane if i had the chance! She has such a sexy attitude and style. She flaunts her sexuality and body so very freely and I am a complete sucker for it. |
| From: That scene from Crocodile Dundee we all remember by evilmonkey Villun said: Grew up with that one. Back then (SHOCKER) there was no readily available porn at the click of a button. We made do with hot scenes from Hollywood, softcore cable and magazine sex appeal...and for that I am grateful, because it taught me patience and appreciation for jerking off over real women, unlike today where guys are rabid for 3 second gratification over Miley Cyrus and her laughable 'hotness'. We had this:  You have this:  LOL I happen to like them both. They are both hot in their own ways. Miley's open attitude about nudity and sex is what makes her hot, IMO. I applaud her for getting naked for the press every chance she can. Americans are in fact prudes, contrary to popular belief, IMO. Her nudity is a "shock" to Americans (which is laughable to much of the rest of the modern world who does not freak out over nudity). That debate is a whole different topic altogether, which I would be interested in reading different views of, but probably too political/unsexy for this forum. |
| From: Humpers vs. Strokers by evilmonkey i started off humping the bed, as i could never reach orgasm bystroking when i was young. Nowadays i mostly stroke, but a good mattress humping every so often is still good for a quick cum. |
| From: Wife fucked by 29 guys! by evilmonkey great find - extremely hot! |
| From: Obviously staring at mature women's breasts by evilmonkey My wife has been going out braless more and more over the last few years. I have been enjoying observing other men taking in the show she is putting on for everyone. |
| From: Does getting a bj from another guy make you gay? by evilmonkey seriously, who cares. |
| From: Sigourney Weaver by evilmonkey I wanked many times back in the day to the scene at the end of Alien where she is in her tiny panties and tank top (with her perky nipples poking out). Never really thought about her outside of that scene. |
| From: Gay Saunas by evilmonkey how do you locate these places in the US? |
| From: Sucked cock in past - now married by evilmonkey similar story here. used to have a buddy as a preteen for a couple of years, then had another buddy when i was in college. Now I'm married and miss it. I love my wife and the sex with her, but still miss it. |
| From: sexless marriage by evilmonkey over the probably the last 3-6 months, my wife's hormones have been crazy - my guess is that menopause has arrived. As a result, I am going on my fourth consecutive week of no sex. Up until last year we were having sex about 3-6 times a week. |
| From: Markie Post & Heather Thomas by evilmonkey pirate-nate69 said: Remember back in the 80s when TV shows had some really fap-worthy ladies? "The Fall Guy" had Markie Post  and Heather Thomas  My dicks has many fond memories of those two! Wow I had not seen that picture of Heather Thomas in years. I used to have that very picture on a poster hanging on my bedroom wall back in my early teens. I shot countless loads in her honor! |
| From: demi moore gets my dick so hard by evilmonkey Richard_NH said: I used to jerk off a lot to her in "About Last Night". Some nice nude/sex scenes in that movie. I used to wank to her in About Last Night relentlessly. Too bad she ruined her gorgeous natural perky breasts with that atrocious boob job. Her fake breasts are a hardon killer and make her look like a low budget stripper. It should be a crime to ruin perfection like that. |
| From: Women should dress more modestly in public by evilmonkey frostee_cold said: As you have seen with your own eyes, women today are more scantily clad than ever. These constant and careless displays of sexual signals are disruptive to social harmony. Women should show discretion and self-respect by dressing conservatively, and men should not be distracted or tempted where lust is not warranted. For these reasons we believe rules of basic decency should be enforced for how women dress in public. The essential rule is that the erogenous zones (privates, breasts, ass, stomach, thighs) must remain covered. In terms of fashion this means: *no cleavage or low cut tops *no bare midriffs *no shorts or skirts less than knee high length For instance the woman below violates fashion morality on three counts: cleavage, midriff, and legs.  Here, the lady has learned her lesson and dressed modestly. The turtleneck and full length pants are not required, but commendable.  Women who dress inappropriately should be subject to heavy fines. The state may provide temporary proper clothing, scarlet in color and emblazoned with state symbols and mottos such as "Good women cover up." Serious repeat offenders will be subject to public humiliation, such as being placed naked in stocks in the town square where the public may jeer and throw tomatoes or other soft objects. This is obviously satire... or someone with severe mental problems. |
| From: Question for All You Married Jackers Out There by evilmonkey i jack any chance i get to be alone. The wife doesnt like it when i wank because she thinks it means that i don't find her attractive. that is not the case, she just does not have the same sex drive that i do. As a result, I try to keep my jackin on the dl. |
| From: Who Was The First Man To Put A Cock Up Your Ass? by evilmonkey rane said: my first boss signed, average American worker I declare this the winning response! |
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