Hey guys, I am having a hell of a time getting onto the chat rooms so I figure I would post it here. 34 male pgh pa here looking for phone jo now. im me at horneyallthetime69 on yahoo im & we can play. Im extremely horny

Here is what I want to do:

1. 3 some with 2 bi-women
2. Fuck a black woman
3. Fuck a Chinese woman
4. Fuck a 69 yr old woman with big tits
5. Fuck a Shemale
6. Fuck my wifes cousin
7. Get a BJ from a Stripper
8. Tittie Fuck Jenna Jameson
9. Watch my wife get gangbang by 5 guys.
10. Watch a lesbian orgy
11. Fuck a virgin

Hello, 34 male from pgh pa here. I am looking for phone. IM on yahoo at horneyallthetime69. I am sitting here naked & watching porn

The one I go to has 2 women behind the counter. They are both decently looking & I would love to ask them to join me in the back. I bet they get some offers during the day. I would rather they took me into the office & jerk me off then have them watch me jerk off

Hey 33 male from pa here...I love phone with a guy....email me & we can get some time to chat

Im loving these stories.....I actually have been caught & caught someone before.....When I was caught, it was while I was in college....My roommate was in class & I decided to skip class cause I was really horny....We lived in an apartment so we each had our own rooms....So I was rubbing myself off, watching some porn, & his girlfriend came over to grab her books for class.....I guess she heard women moaning from the porn & she was interested in what was going on.....I was laying on the bed jerking off & she stood in the doorway watching me.....I didnt see her cause I was facing towards the tv & the doorway was behind me....She watched while I jerked off & shot a huge load.....I didnt realize anything until that weekend when she came over while he was out of town.....She told me that she saw me jerking off & was impressed with my size & load....she ended up breaking up with him & hooking up with me.....He never knew that she saw me or hooked up with me.....It was great.....I did catch my sister in-law once as well....A couple of years ago, I went over to her place to pick up some items for my wife & she was in her livingroom riding this guy....I watched from the corner as she rode him, sucked him, & as he bent her over & fucked her from behind.....I had such a hardon when I left there, that I forgot to grab what I went there for....When I went back, she was alone in the livingroom watching tv.....I noticed she had some cum in her hair & since we were such good friends & told her that she needs to clean up after a guy cums on her face.....she was so embarressed about the whole thing & she didnt want me to tell her husband that she fucked that guy, so she blew me to keep me quiet....to this day, I go over there at least once a week & she blows me.

I love t-girls. I enjoy watching them fuck other t-girls or just women in general. I get so hard when I see a t-girl bend over a woman & fuck her. MMMMMMM im hard now just thinking about it

I got a doll that I use from time to time. Since my wife doesnt put out at all (so sad), I rely on it to get me off. I keep it downstairs in my work area. Whenever I need to fuck, I blow her up & insert my cock. I never cum inside her cause its too mess to clean up. The one I have is of a midget & its so nice. Never have to worry about her talking back LOL. I have been wanting to get a fleshlight so bad.

Hey guys & gals, I figured that I would do a posting here for something that I am looking for. I am in search of codes from Coca-Cola 12 & 24 packs, bottles, Minute Maid Drinks as well as PowerAde. Under the caps is a code that has 12 numbers/letters. I am in need of these codes to get prizes. I was wondering if anyone has any of the codes & if u do, please feel free to email me the codes. I am a huge fan of phone jackin & if u want, I can call u sometime & we can fuck on the phone. Also, if I get a lot of codes this month, I will post about my dirtiest sexual time. Trust me, its going to be one hell of a posting. Thanks guys & gals

UKguy, I know what u mean dude. A few years back, I was curious about meeting a guy as a jo bud. I met a guy from yahoo chats. We chatted online for at least a good 2-3 months before I was ready to meet him. While driving over to his place, I was getting hard but at the same time, I was extremely nervious. I didnt know what was going to happen. When I got to his apartment complex, I was worried about other people seeing me & saying something to me. When I did get into his apartment, everything was going well. We chatted for a bit before we ended up watching each other masterbate. The first couple of minutes meeting someone can make u very causious about whats going to happen. After that first meet, I met that same guy for about 30 more times, each time was more exciting than the last

First time was in college. I wasnt sure what to expect when I went in there. I felt so dirty about it that I just went over, grabbed a video & went to the cashier & paid & got the hell out of there. I was so afraid of getting caught by someone I know. Now, whenever I go to the porn shop, I walk in, say hey to the cashier, & walk back into the video booths to jerk off.

33 Married Male here. 99.99% of the time i masterbate at least once a day. Once in a blue moon, the wife will blow me or I see a friend for a blow job. I need to get it more often...LOL

There is a regular razor/trimmer combo that came out on the market about a year ago. I use that trimmer & it works wonders on my balls

I did it a couple of times, usually by myself. One time though, I did get caught. The cubicle shower at my gym dont have a curtain. Well I was in a mood so I started to rub myself off. While I was rubbing myself, this guy came in the showers. I stopped cause i didnt want them to see me, but it was too late. He looked at me & said, hey that looks like a lot of fun. I guess he was referring to my 8 inch cock. So, they ended up in their own cubicles & showered up. When I was done showering, I was leave & noticed that he was rubbing himself off. I was shocked to see that this guy was about 5ft 6 & had at least a 10 inch cock. I just stood there & watched him rub himself. I was very hard watching him trying to hold that huge cock. I ended up started to rub myself. The cubicles are large enough that 2 guys could fit. So I joined him in the shower & we started to rub each other until we came. After we were done showering & got dressed, we actually stopped off for a beer. He told me that he never did that before & I explained to him that I was cool with it. So we actually schedule on gym times together so we can help each other with our workouts & then with our hardons. It is one hell of a friendship.

When my wife was pregnant, we never had sex cause she wasnt into it. So I would have to masterbate a lot. But when my wifes cousin was pregnant, she would tell my wife about how horny she was. to give u the back ground story, she was 20 & alone. A bad breakup from her ex bf left her alone & scared cause she wasnt ready to be a mother. So the wife & I decided to take her in. She was an average size girl with nice tits & lovely ass. Well when she was about 4 months pregnant, i over heard her & my wife talking about how horny she was & she needed to get fucked bad. So this got me excited. My wife told her to that instead of going out & fucking the first guy u see, just sit back & use a vibrator. So, i knew that I needed to see her with a vibrator. So one day while my wife was at work, I was working from home & I noticed that she was heading upstairs. So I decided to see what was going on & she was in her room using her vibrator. Her room didnt have a door on it so I was about peek in. So I was to not get caught, I grabbed a small mirror from my room & used that to see into her room. By now, her tits were a size larger & her nippled were the size of Half Dollars. I watched her as she finished herself off. I then went back down stairs to my office & jerked myself off. A could of days later, I was remembering when i was her play with herself,so I decided to jerk myself off in my office. No one was home, so I didnt think to close the door. While I was watching porn & getting myself worked up, she walked into the room. She was shocked to see me naked with a hard on watching porn. I grabbed for a towel, but couldnt find one available. She was just standing there staring at my cock. So i just decided to start rubbing my cock while she was standing there. We didnt even speak, she just walked over to me & got on her knees & started sucking my cock. She was on her knees for a couple of minutes, she got up & took off her clothes. She was about 6 months pregnant & I was thinking that I was having sex with a BBW. She turned around & sat on my cock & rode me moaning & grabbing her tits. I reached around & grabbed those beautiful tits. The she got off my cock & went over to my desk & bent over. I started to eat her a little cause I have always wanted to taste her pussy. I then slid my ccok deep inside of her & she was grabbing onto the desk while I was fucking her. I told her that I was ready to cum & she gt on her knees & I shot my loa all over her face & in her mouth. When she was done licking up my cum, she got up & left & went upstairs. It felt so fucking good. The next day, she came down to my office, this time knocking on the door first. She felt so bad about what happened. I told her that it was the spur of the moment. If she felt horny again, come see me. So she came to see like every other day until she had her kid. This was about 5 years ago & we on occasion hook up. This time, she has lost some baby weight & looks amazing