Search Posts
| From: what are your 5 celebs by messieman Chameleon432 said: It changes a lot but currently: 1) Taylor Swift 2) Sydney Sweeney 3) Katy Perry 4) Ariana Grande 5) Dua Lipa All those babes get an "uptick" from me, especially Swifty |
| From: Wanking in boxers, or naked? by messieman Rainy1966 said: Usually naked..when alone... if anyone els3 is home and im sneaking a quick rub on cam or chat or looking at porn then ill pull it out of my shorts or pajammas fly n tug away. Usually at that point ill ge5 up n go the bathroom n drop drawers to cum n complete Ninety percent of the time I wank off fully nude. Wanking has been my only sex life for so long now that it seems only right to do it that way. But there are times when I'm taken in the mood, like when watching the hottie babes at Wimbledon, when I loosen my belt, drop my boxer shorts and jerk away merrily. |
| From: I'll Probably Always Masturbate To..... by messieman Killiewanker said: Women I know and women from work. Always better when you know them for real Copy that. Love wanking over girls I know and especially girls from work. Would luv to wank off in front of them and let them see how much they tease me and make me desperate. |
| From: Taylor Swift by messieman PinkLemon said: Superb  Swifty is the princess of prickteasers for me. No girl makes me wank off for her more. |
| From: What % of your "sex life" is masturbation? by messieman Same here. Gave up on the chance of having any other form of sex life years ago and settled for the "DIY" mode. |
| From: Bev Turner - GB News presenter by messieman Luv wanking off for Bev in her swimsuit-at-work poses. |
| From: Do you wank naked?? by messieman smoothetool said: Yeah of course I wank naked I don't like anything getting in my way, it's the only way to wank.  Agree. I always wank off in the nude. It's been my only sex life for as long I can remember, so it seems the right thing to do. |
| From: Who did you cum for last time you wanked? by messieman KylieStroker said: Emily Monks. Me and a guy online were swapping pics and videos of the little teaser and sharing pics and videos of us wanking our weeping cocks for her. In the end we were both moaning Emily as we shot our loads. Sounds hot. I love the way Emily teases my cock. Those little glimpse she gives us of her panties get me gasping. |
| From: Letting her know by messieman
|
| From: KPOP Dancing JO by messieman blackjackx89 said: Some of the hottest girls! Here's a couple compilations of a couple of my favorite idols. Seungyeon of CLC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QwLgSebuTw Hwasa of Mamamoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpnL7xXqWM0 Boy, these girls are such powerful prickteasers they make an old wanker like me jizz all over himself. |
| From: Interacting with her after you have wanked by messieman ILoveToPump said: Lets say theres a beautiful woman at work and after noticing how good she looks at the office a few times you indulge in a hot wank over her. You look at her photos from social media or maybe a few sneaky pics you took at work. You appreciate her looks while allowing your hand to slide up and down your swollen shaft. Fantasies flow through your mind and eventually you cant handle it anymore and you cum all over her. I love that she's a sexy girl who teases my prick so much I have to wank off for her. But I also respect that she has the power to make me do just that. She has me dashing to the gents to jizz all over myself for her. I then have to quickly clean myself up a bit and get back work, then gaze longingly at her the rest of the day. What is it like to see her the next day? Can you separate the person from the body/fantasy that got you off? Do you respect her as a professional the same amount as before or is she now the slut who made you cum? Curious how others process this stuff. |
| From: Favourite actress from Emmerdale to Masturbate to? by messieman PervertedhubbyUK said: A few hot sluts in it but for me especially of late Priya deffo gets my attention. Love to see those fat brown tits bouncing as I pound her cunt and pump her full of my white seed breeding the bitch      She has amazing tantalising cleavage. I must get back to watching Emmerdale, with my pants down round my ankles |
| From: Do you wank naked?? by messieman Wanker_RC said: I get naked whenever I can. It enhances the masturbation experience, when I am stripped, exposed, vulnerable at my computer, wanking to porn. The rush of humiliation as onscreen femdom goddesses mock my masturbation addiction. I'm always nude when I'm wanking off. It especially enhances my thrill for CFNM stuff. Love being naked when I jizz myself, specially if I'm cumming to a girl I know. |
| From: rock chicks by messieman DivineX said:   Taylor Momsen Dunno why I've never wanked off for Taylor Mommsen before but I'm making up for lost time right now. |
| From: Who was first celeb that you shot cum to? by messieman AlctPervert said: The Page 3 girl in that photo is Maria Whittaker, who was the first woman I ever shot my load to. I remember it was an advert in a ZX Spectrum magazine for a game called Barbarian. Maria was wearing a purple bikini, and I had the urge to play with myself whilst perving over her. I still love wanking over Maria nowadays, definitely my fave Page 3 girl. I first wanked off for Maria back in the eighties. She's still coaxing the cum out of me decades later |