Arf arf arf... woof woof, arf arf, grrrrrr... arf arf!

There's something I've always looked for but have never been able to find.... audio porno for drivers!!!

Great post! enjoyed it!

Your local Arboretum. There are plenty of lonely, horny women who may even be naive enough to believe that you like flowers!
Your turn.

Mine just gets going and it freezes

"once did a 3 way and one of the 2 women was a nun, great fun, she and the other woman went down on each other, and after a little fucking i just jacked off while they chomped each others pussys"

Okay.. I have to hear more about doing a three way with a NUN!!!!

I'll private you...

one percent hydrocorozone... any drugstore. works well, doesn't smell!

SW wisconsin here

One more thing... my doctor had a really bad joke that only he could tell. After the first snip he said "there, now you're half vassed!"

you will be fine

When they tell you to start wearing a jock strap for a couple weeks IMMEDIETLY after surgury, they mean it... unless of course you REALLY are into pain!

My power went out last night, no lights, so I picked up my fleshlight, tried to turn it on, and I couldn't see a damn thing!

"Jack Sauce" hmmmmm... thanks.... good to know.
Really, a few years ago near my old home town there was a high school student who used to jack off into burgers when he knew they were going to certain good looking female classmates. He was fired, but I'll bet he's now cooking in an exclusive New York City restaurant. I wonder if anyone has thought of getting a patent on "Jack Sauce" yet?

About ten years ago I met a woman in a bar and we went out back to "talk". We were leaning on the inside the open door of my van and started making out. She grabbed for my cock, outside my pants, and I started stroking her breasts. Just then, a young couple came out of the back door of the tavern, about 30 feet away from us. We stopped kissing and feeling each other for a moment. But the couple wasn't interested in us. He leaned against the wall, right next to the door, right under a bright light. She got on her knees, took out his cock and started sucking. I decided it was a good time to use the john so I excused myself to go back inside the bar. As I walked by it was as they didn't even notice me. He just kept watching her, she kept sucking his cock. He kept thrusting his tool in and out of her mouth. When I came out again they were still going at it, and I told the lady I was with she might like to take a little trip inside herself. She also walked past them slowly and watched the young lass suck as my friend went in and out of the bar. When my friend came back, she was really, really horny, and we took it from there.

I know that several fast food chefs think it makes a nice hamburger topping in a fast food restaurant.

What do you call it when one person goes down on the next person, the next person goes down on the next person, the next person goes down on the next person, ect ect ect, male or female, and hopefully they form a circle?