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From: Who's the most unlikely woman you've ever jacked to? by woof "once did a 3 way and one of the 2 women was a nun, great fun, she and the other woman went down on each other, and after a little fucking i just jacked off while they chomped each others pussys" |
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From: Vasectomy by woof One more thing... my doctor had a really bad joke that only he could tell. After the first snip he said "there, now you're half vassed!" |
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From: Caught a couple in the act? by woof About ten years ago I met a woman in a bar and we went out back to "talk". We were leaning on the inside the open door of my van and started making out. She grabbed for my cock, outside my pants, and I started stroking her breasts. Just then, a young couple came out of the back door of the tavern, about 30 feet away from us. We stopped kissing and feeling each other for a moment. But the couple wasn't interested in us. He leaned against the wall, right next to the door, right under a bright light. She got on her knees, took out his cock and started sucking. I decided it was a good time to use the john so I excused myself to go back inside the bar. As I walked by it was as they didn't even notice me. He just kept watching her, she kept sucking his cock. He kept thrusting his tool in and out of her mouth. When I came out again they were still going at it, and I told the lady I was with she might like to take a little trip inside herself. She also walked past them slowly and watched the young lass suck as my friend went in and out of the bar. When my friend came back, she was really, really horny, and we took it from there. |
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From: Circle Jerks by woof What do you call it when one person goes down on the next person, the next person goes down on the next person, the next person goes down on the next person, ect ect ect, male or female, and hopefully they form a circle? |