It's been a while since I've posted, but Leah inspires me to share my dirtiest thoughts to the general public.

Three things make Leah spectacular. 1) She has the face of an angel fresh outta high school. 2) She has a set of tits that defy gravity in spite of their naturally large size and full, round shape. 3) She willingly gets naked for the camera and fucks like a wild animal during mating season.

As a bonus to my perverted brain, she sucks and fucks black guys who are hung like horses.

Watching a Leah Gotti video is a mind-blowing, ball-draining, cock-bursting experience. I wonder how many guys stumble upon her videos and get instantly hard like I did. Girls who make porn shouldn't be so pretty. It defies the laws of reality.

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention one more thing: She does anal! This chick is too good to be true. If you get addicted to Leah videos and wear your cock out in the process, don't say I didn't warn you.

Jennifer from her "Friends" era is unbeatable. Or should I say "highly beatable!" She gave me many powerful erections, and I've shot some huge loads while jerking off to Jen.

Strangely enough, I've never gotten off on Kaley. I don't know why, but Kaley has never interested me.

So Jennifer all the way for me!

Man, I've had a raging hard-on for Natalia since her debut a few years ago in "Amateur Auditions Volume Whatever" (or some such Oscar-worthy film).

Since her porn debut Natalia has excited me beyond belief thanks largely to her Classic Playmate looks and her willingness to get pounded unmercifully by many a lucky dude. But for years she denied us the sight of her taking huge black dong. She fucked white guys and oriental guys, but no black guys... Until recently! And now it seems like she can't get enough of those huge black bones.

Seeing this golden goddess satisfying the biggest, blackest, dudes Los Angeles has in their phone book is a pleasure I never thought I'd live to see.

Thanks for the "MyCircle" room dedicated to my blonde Starr, Peter! Your generosity is a wonderful thing for all who seek the best in porn!

First off, I must admit that I don't know what "NN" stands for. (Naughty 'n nice?) But yeah, you can count me in on getting excited for beautiful LEGAL teens who dress sexy on dance night.

I'm 52 years old now, and I can still remember my senior prom when I was 18. My date was a very average-looking girl, but she was nice so, what the hell, we went out. I can still clearly recall as I was dancing with her, there was another girl at the dance who was dancing with her date.

This other girl was hotter than all fuck! Cute little brunette with a slender but curvy body barely dressed in the tightest little red sparkly dress ever made. I'm talking, hemline cut up to her ass and lowcut on top to show off her perfect C-cup prom-girl titties. Her hair and makeup were impeccable. In fact, every inch of her was perfection.

So here I am dancing with my boring date, but I'm looking over at this perfect 10 slow dancing with her date. That's when she looked over at me and smiled.

I never hooked up with that hottie, but I went home that night and jerked my cock so hard to that beautiful girl. The whole time I pounded my erection I kept imagining that she was getting fucked in that little red sparkly dress. I came so hard that night! And all these years later I still remember the sultry smile she gave me across that dance floor. Some girls you just never forget.

I can't fucking stand tattoos, and I'm sick and tired of seeing them. I was hoping that this dumb fad would've died off by now--at least by (otherwise) beautiful young women. The thing is, it's no longer a sign of "rebellion" to get a tat; it's a sign of conformity to the mainstream. If someone wants to be a true rebel these days, if someone wants to stand out and be different from the crowd, then don't get a tat! How's that for a radical idea?

It's been too long since I've busted nut to Sasha. I think tonight I'll lube up my cock and jerk off to her. I'll imagine Sasha wrapping those enormous milk jugs around my throbbing bone. The thought of those tits gliding up and down my lust-bloated hard-on always makes me shoot a huge, sperm-filled load. Thanks, Peter!

For some strange reason, whenever I admire Playboy's most beautiful models, I have the dirtiest thoughts. And when I say dirty, I mean dirty. They just bring it out of me.

For example, my latest infatuation is with Playboy-Plus's CGOY Olivia Preston (who also posed for MetArt). In addition to being a genuinely cute and sexy girl in all other areas (face, hair, tits, pussy, legs etc.), Olivia has one of the best asses I've ever seen on any woman. The shape of her ass is slightly fuller and rounder than what is typical on a woman as petite as her, thanks in large part to her slightly wide hip structure. I don't know what she eats, or how much she works out, but the result is an ass that gets my cock instantly hard.

Now for my dirty thoughts... When I'm jerking off to Olivia all I can think about is all the nasty things I want to do with that ass. I want to bury my nose into the crack of her ass after she's had a hot and sweaty workout. The combined scents of her sweat and ass funk would send me into the best natural high I can imagine! Then I'd open up her butt-hole and swirl my tongue around in her sphincter. I imagine her moaning in pleasure as I proceed to stick my tongue deep into her tight little shitter. I'd tongue-fuck that ass and love the taste of her dirtiest orifice. I would then love to pull out my erection and push it deep inside her ass.

I dream of fucking Olivia's beautiful ass for all it's worth. I imagine her full, round ass cheeks bouncing with every forward thrust of my loins. I think about how dirty it is to fuck a woman in the ass. I think about how wrong it would be to violate this gorgeous Playboy model's fine, fine ass. I dream of her tight little turd tunnel gripping my throbbing cock, squeezing it for all it's worth as I hump her from behind. I imagine the dirty scent of her ass all over my dick, but it feels so fucking wonderful that it doesn't matter. Olivia is so sexy, so beautiful. I imagine her rubbing her clit with her hand while I'm fucking her from behind.

I think about all these dirty things when I'm pumping my aching shaft to her Cyber Girl pictures. I know it's wrong. I know it's dirty. But I can't help myself when I see women this beautiful with asses so perfect. I go into a natural high when I jerk off like this. And when I finally pop my pudding, it's the most electrifying feeling of euphoria I can have. I always cum so much to Olivia and other Playboy models. I make such a big mess all over myself and my pillows and bed sheets. I'd give anything to fuck Olivia's perfect ass. She is incredible.

I jack off in bed all the time and let that goo fly wherever it wants. It usually lands on my pillows or bed sheets. I'll clean it up with tissues when I'm done. I'll wash the sheets whenever I get around to it.

My last edging session was all about Playmate Jaclyn Swedberg. She was Playmate of the Year a few years ago, and it had been awhile since I last gave her the attention she so richly deserves.

When Jaclyn first appeared in Playboy, she was like the girlfriend every red-blooded man dreams of. Cute little fresh face with huge brown eyes and a playful smile that makes all my hormones do somersaults inside my loins. Her long, thick, dark brown hair looks so silky and clean. I love the way she curls it as it flows down to the small of her slender back. Her breasts--all natural at the time--are like plump, fresh apples capped with sweet-cherry nipples. Her flat stomach and swelling hips are perfectly proportioned, like a master artist carved it in a moment of sublime inspiration. Her sweet little pussy has the perfect bush; dark curly hairs contrasting erotically against her milky-white flesh. Her ass is round and uplifting, both figuratively and literally. Her legs long and shapely. Her feet delicate and sexy, especially in a pair of high-heeled shoes. "Fuck-me" pumps never looked so good!

I milked my erection for over an hour the other night as I lusted for Jackie like I hadn't done in a long, long time. I lusted over her Playmate pictorials and videos, and every time I was about to cum I stopped jacking, took several deep breaths and looked away from my computer screen. What finally made my cock and balls burst was the pictorial of her posing naked on a Harley Davidson motorcycle. She just looks so fucking hot in those pictures I couldn't hold back.

The jizz shot out of my cock like thick, liquid bullets as I moaned, "Ohhhhhh, Jackeeeeeeee!!!!" I made the biggest mess all over my pillow and bed sheets. Thank God none of that nut hit my adjacent computer screen. Jackie made my edging session feel amazing. I want to fuck this goddess so bad! I think tonight I'm going to go back to her pictures again. She deserves another huge load!

I was in love with Jan Smithers who played Bailey on "W.K.R.P in Cincinnati."

In addition to being naturally beautiful, there was a vulnerability about Bailey. She seemed fragile and soft and delicate. She wore those glasses like a "nerdy" girl, and she seemed to have no idea how hot she was. But that angelic face framed by her long, chestnut-colored hair... sent me into dreamland.

The show always tried to play up Loni Anderson's sexuality. But Loni always looked like a typical, phony bimbo with a bad 70s hairstyle. Even in the 70s and 80s her hair looked dated to me. Loni was no match for Bailey in my world.

I have a great collection of Bibi's scenes on DVD. She had a contract with Digital Desire for a long time and did most of her best work with them.

Bibi never failed to give me a swollen erection and fill my balls with sperm. Those fuckin' tits, her tight round ass, her sexy eyes, and that California sunshine hair drove my fist straight to my cock. I used to beat off like it was the end of the world whenever I'd watch Bibi get naked and fuck onscreen. I still jack to her porn and get an all-natural high to Bibi. And she always makes me shoot a huge, thick load.

I hope she continues to have a great life. Whoever got to marry her is one lucky sonofabitch.

Recently I wanted to take a scientific approach to my jack sessions with Playmates. I began with the hypothesis that I produce more cum when masturbating to Playmates compared to any other women. I tested that theory with two sets of pictures: The first set of pics were of my ex-girlfriend posing in a bikini. The second set of pics were of Playmate Irina Voronina, one of my favorite Playmates, in her Playmate pictorial.

I began by inserting my cock into a condom and jerking off to the pictures of my ex-girlfriend. It had been 72 hours since my previous session, so I was very hard and ready for release. My girlfriend, by the way, was no Playmate. On a scale from one to ten, she was about a 6 on a good day. Nevertheless, when I came into the condom it felt really wonderful, as always. Upon completion, I removed the condom carefully and visually checked to see how full of cum I had shot. It was a pretty good load, but it was quite watery since I had been well-hydrated.

Then I waited another 72 hours without masturbation. During that time I drank plenty of fluids. Then the time came for Irina. I put on a condom and began jerking off to Irina's Playmate pictures.

Right away, I could tell my erection was much firmer and thicker when I looked at Irina. She's just so fucking sexy and beautiful! I pumped my shaft for several minutes to this blonde Playmate goddess until I couldn't hold back any longer. When I finally came into that condom, it was like an explosion. My ejaculatory contractions were much stronger than with my girlfriend. They lasted a lot longer too as I could feel the jizz spurting out of my cock-head. I felt dizzy with lust as I moaned, "Ohhhh, Irina! You're soooo beautiful!" Fuck, this girl drained me!

When I finally finished cumming, I took a deep breath and carefully removed the rubber. I held the rubber up to the light and was amazed at the results. I unquestionably shot at least three times as much cum for Irina into this condom than the one I used with my girlfriend pics. Also, the cum for Irina was much thicker, with heavier volume. If I had a microscope I'm sure I would've seen much more swimming sperm for Irina.

So there you have it, guys! More cum for Playmates than average girls!

First and foremost, I love beautiful women. I love Playboy Playmates from the 1980s thru 2016 or '17... Whenever the damn company decided to stop showing nudity; that's when they jumped the shark for me. At least Playboy Plus still has naked Cyber Girls! Other categories:

Victoria's Secret models; Barely Legal Teen Girls; Interracial (gorgeous white girls with well-hung black guys); girls who lick ass; foot fetish girls; beautiful girls who fuck multiple guys at the same time; cream-pie scenes (I love knowing a guy gets to cum inside the girl's pussy)... And anything with gorgeous, sexy women teasing and talking dirty. I love dirty talking women!