Going for the third today.

candles
screwdriver handle
finger
dildo
rectal thermometer

When I was younger I used to put my hand in my right pocket, as it would always start by pointing to the right. Nowadays I don't try to hide it. If someone gives me a boner why shouldn't they know? Anyone else who looks is just a perv. My speedo days are long past but my back used to get much more tanned than my front.

Made it. That will do for today.

Going for number 7 today. Not sure if I'll make it or not.

single/gay (Kinsey 5)

Nowadays it's 100% and I'm quite happy that way. Why risk disease for the sake of an orgasm when I can have a much better one with my hand? Relationships are different; they just happen and I'm not looking for one at the moment. Sex, just for the sake of sex, seems rather dirty.

I've jerked off several times on a train. When I was about twenty, I was on a long train journey and there was a handsome blonde-haired boy sitting opposite me. I made a trip to the toilet and shot my load, but felt quite embarrassed when I returned to my seat.

About five years later I used to regularly take a train journey where old-fashioned compartment carriages were used. As there was no corridor there was little risk of being caught. The only problem was that there was about two minutes between each station stop. At a quiet time you could get a compartment to yourself. The train went through a tunnel between two stations (Kidbrooke and Blackheath for anyone who knows the line), so I would plan to blow my load into a handkerchief between those two stations. I never got caught but once I remember some schoolboys getting on just after I had come. I thought for sure that they'd be able to smell my handkerchief that I'd just put back into my pocket. However there was no reaction, strange looks or anything.

Get someone else to do it for you. I'd love to shave someone's balls and trim their pubes. Any takers?

By the way, it would be easier to advise if we had a picture.

I think my first orgasm was just before my 13th birthday. I didn't ejaculate and I was receiving a hand job given by someone in the same dormitory at boarding school. It was the best thing he ever did to me.

removed

A couple of years ago I managed eight in a day. I can still do three or four on a good day.

Be careful with soap, because it tends to dry out the skin. Also, if you get a bit in the urethra, it stings like hell.

Finished. Didn't take too long.

Starting my second of the day, getting hard. I want to finish fairly quickly so that I can have a bath and get on.