Moriarty; A bunch of us should get together. Of course, you could be first. After we rip off her clothes we lay her down below several overhead mirrors so we, and you later, can all watch. You fuck her first, any way you want to, while we all stroke our rods as we watch. If you want to cum, we would love it if you spurted all over her face. After that, you can sit back in an easy chair while one of her good lookin friends gets down on her knees and sucks your cock. With plenty of mirrors, and us right in front of you, you can watch us fuck your sister in all of her holes, cum on her, cum in her, watch her suck us and fuck us. We'll fuck her as long as it takes for her girlfriend to get you ready to fuck your sister again, and we can all watch you more as we stroke our dicks.

I've heard from several women that width is just as important as length.

I was about nine. It was the early sixties. I knew nothing about masturbation or ejaculation, but I was often horny and didn't really know why. I was with a bunch of guys, in our "clubhouse" (abandoned storage shed) and we were all sort of playing with ourselves. One guy offered to play with us. He said he could make a white cream comes out of our wiener and it feels kind of good. None of us took him up on it, but looking back, I wish I had. Months later, a friend and I were regularly playing with each other's cocks, enjoying it, but neither of us were cuming. We still didn't know about it. For some reason he kept begging me to stick my cock in his ass, and I really didn't want to do it. Finally, while in his mother's bedroom, (she was hot!) he talked me into fucking his ass. I felt like taking a piss. I was so ticked off at him for talking me into fucking his ass that I tried to piss into him. I didn't. Instead, I CAME into him. It felt really wierd, and good. But I was really upset and I had no idea what happened. The next day I started thinking about the kid a few months ago who told us about the white cream. Another day later, I started jacking, and I never stopped!!! (well, maybe to eat)

To the younger guys... It's good to ask lots and lots of questions of your potential mate. I love my wife, and I would never consider being separated from her. But my sex life is quite boring.

SW near tri states

Wait... before you get carried away.... how much do you get paid at the job? Do you really like it? Are you willing to let it all go for a good fuck, perhaps several good fucks? If so, go for it!

at what point does petting become heavy?

when the dog starts to complain

Oh my god!!! My balls are touching all the time!!!!

Do you know the head of your dick is larger than the rest of your penis? So while masterbating, your hand won't slip off and you hit yourself in the face.

I can't get into the chatrooms either but I'm told it is because of an error on Java. Actually, I haven't been able to use Java for quite some time.

Can't wait for your next post!

Hi Leslie... yea, I wish I could lick and suck your pussy too. I haven't read all the posts here.. too many... so I suppose this joke has been told already. Why does a dog lick his own balls? Because he can!

hmmm... Calista Flockhart... Several years ago She had dinner near her homne town with her hubby. She's from Freeport IL, she was dining in Galena, IL. The restaurant manager told a friend of mine that he was really excited to have her in the restaurant because he had another half of a chair to put another diner in.

I was never particularly turned on by older women, or older big women until I had an affair with a large, older woman who was hot as hell. NIce breasts, big soft body, multi orgasmic, and we lasted for hours and hours. Now, every time I see an older big woman I get hot as hell!

I have the same problem here. It's been this way for about a month. I can chat for about 2 minutes and then it completely freezes.