My personal record was the night I lost my virginity, in my early twenties. We met at her place in the early afternoon, and went at it pretty constantly, with some cuddling and sleep in between, till the next morning. I came five times in total, and it ended with a blowjob right inside the glass door entrance at the building lobby, where anybody could have walked in on us. I was so sore and exhausted by that time though, that I did not manage to cum a sixth time. At work, apart from the lack of sleep, it felt as if i had been working out my belly muscles all this time... which I actually had been.

9 days is the absolute limit for me, and it happened in particular circumstances. Was on a group vacation during a break up period with my gf. That was 25 years ago. Today i abstain for 2-3 days when expecting sex with my wife. If i don't, i tend to last too long before cumming and it tires us both. But even these short days are often difficult, i need constant activity in order to forget that burning sensation

I love sleeping naked, but when I do, I usually wake in the middle of the night by some dream that I am getting caught or even by some vague anxiety, and i dont even realise this is not reality until next morning. A bit like my night terrors as a child. Still, I like it so much I persist doing it.

Haven't had one since my early twenties. I guess I never leave myself a chance. But i do remember a few times having erotic dreams ending with an orgasm, only to wake up and realize I have actually NOT cum.

Fresh cum... I like the smell too. When cumming in my palm or in tissue, I will usually bring it to my nose and take a good sniff. I usually only lick it when it's all over my belly and I scoop it with my fingers little by little. I find the smell pretty much the same every time, although the taste changes from kind of neutral to very salty.

I would say 7 to 10 per week. Mostly in weekdays, because on the weekend I back down awaiting for sex with my wife. Saturday morning is probably the hardest, being all horny, but not allowing myself to go at it. But the reward is worth the trouble.

For one, I need to blow much too often for my wife to cope. Then wanking is a way of getting in touch with yourself. It's a very personal experience, without which after a while I not only feel terribly horny, but also somehow alienated. I restrain myself a bit when I'm expecting sex, but good sex certainly makes me want to wank again soon after. She knows I do it and I think that behind the jokes she kind of finds it hot.

Count me in!

Mine is nearly asexual. She consents to sex for my sake. In the process she nevertheless sometimes does cum, missionary only, and it is barely perceptible. She does not want much foreplay, does not like my hand touching her, let alone my tongue. I might be tempted to say H. It is very close.
Although I love her very much, I do envy you guys who have partners more into it.

Screwdriver handles are sometimes perfect. You can use the metal end protruding as a joy stick. Then brushes and plungers. A good one is my vibrating razor handle. I take the razor out and put a condom over the handle. Then press the button and up my ass!

She perfectly well knows I masturbate, sometimes she even proposes i do it in order to stop bothering her. She has never caught me, but a few times while going at it beside her in bed she has woken up and either ignored or caressed me till i cum. Although i've told her i do it much more often than she thinks, she still probably believes it's once every two-three days and not twice a day as is more usual. And she knows i see porn, but doesn't realize it is a regular thing, nor that usually it's gay porn for me! Then sometimes when she's not in a mood for anything but wants to help me out in some light way, she will stay beside me while i jerk and accept that i fondle her.

Mine actually never wants sex when left to her own. I have to pester her. According to her mood, she will react in one of the following ways: she tries to ignore my puns and advances. Or she tells me to take care of myself. Or offers a hj. Or accepts to have sex, usually not on the spot but by a promise for later in the evening. And when we actually have sex, according to her mood she might just open her legs and let me do my thing, or she may be more present and active. The ultimate success is when she cums, which doesn't happen more than once every third fuck. She loves me so quite often she gives in just for the sake of not seeing me miserable...

Last evening was masturbating on my chair with my phone on the other hand. I came so suddenly I didn't have time to put the phone down in order to cup my dickhead and catch the cum. It flew everywhere on my balls, thigh, trousers on my ancles, briefs knee-high. And on the floor. So the best solution for cleaning was to wipe it with my fingers and lick it clean. It was less thick than other times.

I have rarely done it. Sometimes at work, when by accident i went too far and would had to hide my cum until i reach the toilets. But usually i don't like it. I used to pulling the foreskin as far back as possible during my orgasm, unless i am pumping furiously. Inside the foreskin is somewhat a ruined orgasm for me