OMG- Ned Flanders from The Simpsons? That is SO funny- he has total 6-pack abs. LOLOL

I know this a guy's post but I'm going to add- I also snuck my dad's porn when I was young. He had a HUGE stash of off-the-wall porn. I loved the stories- especially about men stroking off. I guess that's where my fetish came from! I remember I liked the stories when a man desperately needed to stroke but for whatever reason couldn't right then. How hard he was, straining in his pants, wanting to get off. And how frantic his masturbation would be once he had a chance to get his hand on his cock. That's what I like today, too.

I also would try to unscramble the porn channels... LOL. I masturbated every second I could when I was a kid... those poor couch arms came in very handy back in the day. Ride 'em cowboy!

Older guys... I dunno. I have mixed feelings. If he's old enough to be my dad that might feel weird to me. But then again I've always wanted to experience being with someone who was older and more experienced (and I'm not getting any younger either!) LOL- I do NOT blow off chat partners when they tell me an older age- I could care less if the man I'm cyber-stroking is 20 years older than me (or whatever.) I do get a little freaked out if he's say, 18. LOL

Well I'm in my mid-thirties and I've never had sex with a younger man. Up until recently it has never been part of my fantasy life... until I had an extremely sexy dream the other night about a very young guy. To me, at m age, anything under 25 is way too young (for me.) If I was single, which I'm not, I would feel guilty being with a young man (I don't know why.)

I did dream that I started off just sleeping in a bed with this guy, or a few guys~ and it wasn't sexual. I don't know why I was there, kinda had a "chaperon" feeling to it, which is a bit lurid. In my dream I woke up to find myself sitting, entwined and face to face with a lovely dark-haired younger man, naked. His cock was rock-hard, bumping against my stomach. He didn't say a work but I knew he wanted me to stroke him so badly. He leaned forward and placed his head on my shoulder and was lightly moaning into my ear... and I was SO wet. I absolutely could not resist reaching down between us, our bodies so close, to stroke him... and hear his pleasure sounds in my ear as he rocked his hips toward me.

That was a hot dream!

Yes, I've never really talked about it with anyone else, except to joke offhandedly with a guy friend. But not many women talk about their masturbation together. It's such a private thing... still almost taboo (although we know everyone is doing it.)

I have no qualms in masturbating. I do it normally at least once per day, and on a really horny day can go to ten!

It is a very big turn on to know someone is masturbating to either the thought of me or the image of me. I had a dear friend who once hinted to me that he found me attractive enough to jerk off to... the knowledge that just being around him made him need to masturbate was so exciting (although I wasn't at all sexually attracted to him.)

I like to chat with a man and use my words to really get him worked up. Then when he's getting very close send him a photo of me, just my face. I have a cute innocent-looking face. Then I tell him to imagine rubbing his cock all over my face... and it does turn me on to know he's jerking to me.

I actually like the erotic artsy photos of women kissing passionately more than actual girl on girl porn. Those pictures do turn me on.

Is this for the men only? I cum at work at times. It depends on my mood (obviously.) But there are days when my pants just feel too... restrictive. I can feel the seam rubbing. I just let that feeling progress until I have to close my door for a few seconds and rub one out.

MUCH easier being a woman! No mess to content with!

I would like to kiss and grind with another woman so I can make her come.

I've only smoked weed once but it was really cool. It did make me feel kinda sexy but I was like out in public so I didn't masturbate! But sometimes when I drink wine (like the other poster said) an I get one of those horny tipsys going on, OMG I can edge for a while and my final orgasm is all shuddering and moans. It's awesome!

OMG watched that video. Lawdy is he hot. Those tattoos near his thumb slots sent me over the edge!

OMG I know. I about died! And no I didn't tell him. I would have been embarrassed. It's my fantasy to catch him in the middle of it, not the other way around.

Yeah- life's unfair isn't it. A slippery wet engorged cock is a lot harder to explain away or hide.

Dancing... such is my life. Any other man would have been *hoping* his wife was masturbating to porn but mine thought I was dancing.

Same sex contact is by all means no offensive to me. Just for the record. And I also think M/M sex is totally arousing.

Right ssindelaware, and this is why most women don't want to cam! LOL. If a man wants to get his rocks off in an instant then he should call a 900 number or pay someone on-line. Cyber is supposed to be mutual, not come and run.

An easier question to answer might be when do I NOT masturbate... and even then I might have a hard time thinking of an answer!

Oh wow- I am so horny today. Like off the chart hot and bothered. I have the house to myself this evening (so I thought) so I turned off the lights in the living room and grabbed my handy humping pillow to get down to a multi-orgasmic masturbation session

My living room has a lot of windows- so I turned off the lights so no one would see me. I keep my clothes on and hump the pillow- it's the best! I was watching XTube- a wonderful passionate fucking video, rocking away on my pillow- when my husband pounded on the window nearly right behind me!

I almost died! He was smiling and said, "I see you!" Luckily he didn't see what was on the screen. He walked in the door and said... wait for it....

"I saw you dancing!"

Oh lord- he thought I was grooving to the beat of some music when I was right on the verge of a hip-rocking orgasm!!!